Neva Swartzendruber

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

My insta aesthetic is looking pretty good again after a rough patch and I honestly feel so much less stressed out

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

It just doesn’t feel the same without Tyler #KUbball

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

WELL today’s highlight was being told I looked like “that one movie star” by an extremely intoxicated man at the bar

[Lenny Firth @lennyfirth22]

I accidentally said ‘pastryarchy’ instead of ‘patriarchy’ and now I have a vision for a better world.

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

rly wish I were in LFK watching KU and drinking 🍺 right now 🙄😭❤️💙

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Could someone I know get married so I can be cute and go to a wedding like LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE ON SOCIAL MEDIA RIGHT NOW thanks

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Coffee is one of the few things I will spam social media for. 💁🏼 @TaralynnsTweets #taralynncoffeegiveaway https://t.co/GDAZUnGJTt

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

I only feel truly beautiful when random guys on insta (who always have private accounts) tell me so, thnx destinycalling69

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

"_____ hair, don't care" GODDAMNIT STACY YES YOU DO YOUVE POSTED 13 SELFIES IN 2 DAYS

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Been at the Miami airport for 15 minutes and I've already seen at least 6 fake butts

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Social media is weird because you know what a person is eating for brunch but you have no idea how they're really doing.

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

"You. fucking. LIAR!!" - me, to mirrors that make me look skinnier

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Only ethnic dudes like my instas where I show "flaws" like fat/stretch marks. Maybe I'll find one so I can finally be happy and a lil chubby

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

No judgement but I'm always skeptical of guys who wear white jeans

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

when you're about to like someone's insta pic but then stop yourself bc they just posted it a minute ago and you ain't no creeper

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

oooh man that feeling when you listen to an album you used to listen to a long time ago and nostalgia just punches you right in the throat

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

u know ur officially out of the honeymoon phase when u spend your 5 year anniversary cleaning while your bf is hanging out with his friend

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Been listening to music again and I'm really happy about it

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Vanilla pudding in a little cup would be fine. Really any pudding variety would do.

[Neva Swartzendruber @neva_swartz]

Literally the only thing that I think can cure this hangover is the chocolate pudding in a little cup