NEVAIDYA AGARWAL

Stand up comedian ,
Being funny is an obligation

[NEVAIDYA AGARWAL @nevaidya_]

Kohli ne jaise hi 6 maar kar 71st century puri ki muh se ek dum nikal gaya "Finally Bhenc**d" , Papa barabar mein baith ke hi match dekh rahe the . Mere Papa ke 8th mein dilaye hue Bat se bhi kaafi achhi batting hui aaj meri pitch pr🥲🥲 #71stcentury #71st #ViratKohli @imVkohli

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Itna kharab time chal raha hai ki jab DM's kholo sirf 'Paid promotion' aur 'paid service' walon ke hi msg aa rakhe hote hai
#instadms #dms #Instagram #paidservice

[NEVAIDYA AGARWAL @nevaidya_]

Yeh "August just slipped away" ameero ki baatein hai bhai , humse pucho month end mein jab paise nahi hote toh (24-31) august wala ek hafta bhi 4-5 mahino jaisa lagta hai
#monthend #augustslippedaway #August

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@sak_she07 @Twitter Just a major difference , In open mics people compete for being funnier , here it looks like people compete to see whose tweet can be the lamest.

[NEVAIDYA AGARWAL @nevaidya_]

Is it a rule that you have to be lame if you have a twitter account? Is it in your terms and conditions @Twitter ?. Like some of you are literally tweeting anything . this is what the dream of fame does to people i guess 😂

[NEVAIDYA AGARWAL @nevaidya_]

You saying sorry to people??😂

[Sakshi Gupta @sak_she07]

HE is the one, you morons 😤

[NEVAIDYA AGARWAL @nevaidya_]

As a comedian you have reached a new level of 'what do i do with so much time in a day' , when you decide to make a Twitter account .
#New #NewAccount