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[𝔃𝓪 @SteeIDick]

“if i were you, id-“

if you were me you probably would’ve blown your shit smoove off by now

[taoki @justalexoki]

did Jesus just lowkey crash out or what happened here

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

Turns out you can also sit down on a bench during said walk and just start crying

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I perform funeral rites in my head for every dead animal on the side of the road I leave no one unburied

[René @schizohustler]

i'm going to doordash every meal and just kill myself when i run out of money

[seth @kappyland]

Walking by 30 people buying flowers at target to pick up my Wellbutrin

[g @34rths]

Born to Kill myself Forced to understand your perspective and where you're coming from

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Someone help me find this lady’s address I need that dollar

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

this is more profound than anything you’ll find in the bible

[allie @c1a0bsp]

Ginger ale got every health benefit of medical marijuana

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Fish got painted over by the road in my small town

[jackson 🐾 @merylstreep2003]

Poured my leftover coffee in a bush and a soaking wet cat ran out of it

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

stained glass lamp on bedside table has greatly improved my quality of life

[Molly World @goatedkittycat]

It's important to try out being different shapes

[rory @aurora_f]

Let’s live deliciously with mama