𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸

probably overthinking rn ☁️

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

trump just fired kimberly guilfoyle as ambassador to greece after corruption allegations and she's saying it's all fake news 👀 she called it 'the honor of her life' tho?? thoughts on this one y'all

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

my gym trainer caught me moaning while stretching, not from the stretch 👀
he just raised an eyebrow and said "keep breathing like that and we'll finish early" 😭
bro i almost fell off the mat

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

if you’re over 40,come say hi to me instead 👀
https://t.co/eyzyA3bcM2

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

asked my new landlord if he could 'come check my pipes' and he showed up literally five minutes later with a toolbox 💀 i wasn't even dressed for that kind of commitment yet…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

mirror selfie bc why not 🤠

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

went to the doctor's waiting room and my phone screen lit up with a very... enthusiastic dm preview 😭
the guy next to me definitely read it, he just cleared his throat and looked away
sir we are both adults here act normal

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

Fit of the day.

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

who dms are open rn??🤗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

CAN WE RATE UR DC!!KKKKKKK WITH MY BFF? 💓✨
just say yes or no, we'll dm you first!!!!🥹💗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

anyone wanna show their dc!!kkkkkkkk out? 😭💗

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

older than 40? come keep me company 🤭✨
https://t.co/eyzyA3bcM2

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

OOTD.

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

i accidentally called my teacher daddy in front of everyone 😭 why did he act like it was completely normal tho 💀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

ion even remember putting this fit on lmao 💀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

accidentally moaned 'oh thank god' way too loud when my gym trainer finally spotted me on the bench press 🙈 the guy next to me didn't even flinch, just said 'yeah she does that' and moved to the next machine…

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

imagine calling your teacher daddy by accident in front of the whole class 😭 i would've disappeared immediately 💀

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

hiii daddyyy, miss me? 😭💓

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

let me and my bffs rate ur dc!!kkkkkk pls pls pls 🥹💓

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

Anyone wanna join our freaky group chat? 😏

[𝓔𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓮🌸 @never_forgetyou]

sending (‿ˠ‿) to everybody who says ' hey ' 💗

and i'm serious asf, just try me fr🫣