Valerie the Food Vacuole

Vote for me and you’ll never go hungry! I’ll digest your food so you’ll have the energy to eat some more!

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

while we help out in all cells, our role is highly important in plant cells because we aid in seed germination, water storage, as well as giving the cell its structure. #gootAPbio #Organellevote2018

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

We help keep a balanced ph and tugor pressure inside the cell. Your welcome. #gootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Don’t vote @freakyflagellum, they’ll kill the cell, along with neighboring cells. The flagellum can house many generic PROTIEN based neurotoxins, including the one that killed these 🐠. Your not perfect either @vote_ribo_2018. #gootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@CytoplasmOrgasm Hmmm what I want to know is how are you gonna run the White House from the cell, which is so small that it needs to be seen under a microscope. You aren’t planning to abandon your job of supporting the cell now are you? Despicable. #GootAPBio #OrganelleVote2018 #dontvotecytoplasm

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

All the cells like alittle more foodies to hold at night🎼you can carry your opinion somewhere else. The bigger the better, which means more room to digest food for the cell. You jelly-like substances are always getting jell-ous of us real organelles #gootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018 https://t.co/lURLylRUaW

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Really? We’re going back to the 2000’s with the fat jokes? Real mature. Next your gonna bring my mama into this. The lysosomes may help in food digestion but can they keep harmful bacteria from the rest of the cell by engulfing it? I don’t think so. #GootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018

[Cytoplasm project for biology class @CytoplasmOrgasm]

@never_go_hungry The food vacuole is so fat that it can't even digest its own food. The lysosome has to do it for them with their enzymes. #organellevote2018 #Gootapbio

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Hmm I’m kinda hungry, I’m feeling like phagocytosis today with a side of pinocytosis #gordanramseywouldbeproud #gootAPbio #Organellevote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Without me, you’d all be swimming around in your own waste products. Talk about 💩 service. Vote for me if you want a clean and nutrient filled cell #gootapbio #Organellevote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@Mitocho52613368 @lysofresh Energy can not be created or destroyed so technically you’re correct. It’s not like you can make your own energy. ✌🏻#GootAPBio #organellevote2018

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Y’all been hating on me but did you know that I help keep bad things separate from the rest of the cell? Your welcome. #stopthehate #GootAPbio #Organellevote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@freakyflagellum And would you be able to do any of that without nutrients to give you energy? I don’t think so.

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

I mean is this really who we want running our cell? Someone who “cheats the system?” I don’t think so. #gootAPbio #Organellevote2018

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@Mitocho52613368 @freakyflagellum If your basing your campaign off trump we can just end it right now. He might of won president of the White House, but I assure you that luck will not be used twice.

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@Mitocho52613368 They’ll also take over the world. A vote for you is a vote for dictatorship.

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

This is a legitimate competition, your sorry excuse for a pick up line is NOT appreciated😕You ribosomes can bind your mRNA and tRNA on your own time. Some things are meant to stay private😬Vote for me if you like things kept real #GootAPBio #OrganelleVote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Ribosome @vote_ribo_2018]

The proteins we make are even smoother than the smooth ER😏 #OrganelleVote2018 #GootAPBio

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Oh honey, I don’t need luck. I’m afraid snarky isn’t a good look on you, maybe you should transport your self out of the cell🤷🏼‍♀️ #justathought #gootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018 https://t.co/XqgDAkv6UC

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

Oops I think you looked in a mirror instead of at my post, awkwaard 😬 #gootAPbio #OrganelleVote2018

[Flagellum @Flagellum19]

@never_go_hungry Who’s this ugly man

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@Mitocho52613368 #GootAPbio #Organellevote2018 #VoteValerieForPrez

[Valerie the Food Vacuole @never_go_hungry]

@Mitocho52613368 At least I’m not a robot with all those numbers attached to my name🤷🏼‍♀️