um i

oovoo javer

[um i @never_went_to]

oovoo javer

[bitch gon step on @my_fucking_toe]

bitch with those fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch DISGUSTING

[siri whats my name? @youre_tom_but]

you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[Shut The Hell Up @shut__up______]

SHUT UP!!

[if i order a 20 piece nugget and you give @me_one_sauce]

DO THE MATHHHHH

[you know what im @about_tosayit]

i dont care that you broke your elbow.

[hi @weIcome____to]

chili's

[I saw you hanging out with Caitlyn yesterday. But @rebecca_itsnot]

I won't hesitate bitch

[oh my gahwd @ohmy_gahwd]

he on x-games mode

[oh my @god_they_were]

roommates

[look at @all__those__]

chickens

[dzy @wtfDZY]

i’m 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

[whoever threw @that__paper_]

your moms a hoe

[so you just gonna @bring_me_a]

birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

[can i @get_a_waffle]

can i PLEASE get a waffle