Women couldn’t imagine an equitable heterosexual relationship where both parties are treated well so they dreamed up the “golden retriever boyfriend” as a consolation prize; a man who is too dumb to be cruel. That’s why now they’re teaching all their boyfriends how to bathe.
Katy Perry spent 11 minutes in space? I spent 9 hours at the mall of america on acid at 18 years old. i’m not saying i’m better than her i’m just saying it’s obvious who the real american hero is.