Never a Larch

32 - they/them - currently drowning in transformers

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New fic:
Never Counted Backwards (G1, Hound/Mirage[/Jazz], adult, 2.5k)
Someone is trying to hypnotize Mirage with an extremely amateurish program. It's not working at all.
https://t.co/Qh32nBnSQb

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

posted my fic for @TF_BigBang ! With amazing art by @CosmicSparks
The Sword and the Pylon (Transformers, MegOp and Deadlock/Starscream, adult, 20k)
When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in Cybertron's most popular dating show.
https://t.co/VUwKJh1Cp8

[Starscream Objectifier❤️🔞 @CosmicSparks]

Here's my main @TF_BigBang illustration for @neveralarch 's fic, The Sword and the Pylon! It's such a fun read, and I had a great time drawing Megop so sappy (and drawing Starscream and Deadlock as an angry, gross wreck) ! AO3 l!nk below:)

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Hello I managed to make twitter work for once so here is another missive from rare pair hell
Over the Counter (IDW, Impactor/Sunstreaker/Whirl, adult, 4.5k)
Sunstreaker (and Whirl) help Impactor with his overload problem.
https://t.co/cG6SXnQ256

[Rebecca Fraimow @ryfkah]

my first longish fiction is no longer up at its first home, so! it now lives here: https://t.co/jHYTgYavvD

(this is the one about trade routes, magical fertilizer, & one girl's centuries-long effort to impress a woman who is already in a committed relationship with a boat)

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

The final chapter! They're gonna be happyyyyy
https://t.co/PqDEFVRspy

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New nonsense JazzRatch fic:

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4 (G1, Jazz/Ratchet, adult, 3.9k)
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he’s going to mess around with bondage.
https://t.co/zuPEkBn0BA

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Chapter 3! Jazz is very experienced and knowledgeable about sex.
https://t.co/kBD1HLNleq

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New nonsense JazzRatch fic:

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4 (G1, Jazz/Ratchet, adult, 3.9k)
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he’s going to mess around with bondage.
https://t.co/zuPEkBn0BA

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Chapter Two, featuring medical kink and More Problems: https://t.co/2biLSXu8X6

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New nonsense JazzRatch fic:

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4 (G1, Jazz/Ratchet, adult, 3.9k)
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he’s going to mess around with bondage.
https://t.co/zuPEkBn0BA

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New nonsense JazzRatch fic:

A Miracle Opened Wide chapter 1/4 (G1, Jazz/Ratchet, adult, 3.9k)
When Ratchet helps Jazz out of a magnet-play-gone-wrong situation, he decides that Jazz needs supervision if he’s going to mess around with bondage.
https://t.co/zuPEkBn0BA

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

The last epilogue fic for Downward Spiral!

The Universe (G1, Rung and Jazz/Springer, teen, 3.8k)
Springer starts the rest of his life.
https://t.co/a3dgNGRUIh

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Another epilogue fic for Downward Spiral!

Flip Switch (G1, Aglet/Jazz/Springer, adult, 3.7k)
Jazz isn’t subbing anymore. He doesn’t need it.
(Funny how he’s on his knees again, huh.)
https://t.co/TTB5aQoqW8

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Hello here is a missive from rare pair hell

Stretched Lace (IDW, Impactor/Sunstreaker, adult, 6.2k)
Sunstreaker and Impactor aren't a thing. They just hook up sometimes, they'll probably get bored soon. Anyway, that's why Impactor's buying lingerie.
https://t.co/JZGI0cdl7X

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Yet another fic from my dark Springer/First Aid/Vortex au - I really am trying to wrap it up!

Settling Down (G1, First Aid/Vortex, adult, 4.6k)
First Aid's lost his first, favorite toy. He'll have to settle for Vortex instead.
(Dark fic, mind the tags)
https://t.co/3mrXM6ZxnK

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

This fic is now complete at uhhh 7 chapters and. ~21,000 words.

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

I lied about being done with my Springer series :| This one is happier! Eventually! Chapter 1 of 5.

Weld Lines (G1, Jazz/Springer, adult, 2.5k so far)
Jazz got Springer back in one piece. Physically, anyway. They're still working on the mental part of it.
https://t.co/jFXHSniBvg

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

Chapter 3 of Weld Lines! In this chapter Jazz and Springer finally manage to have a conversation, and Jazz manages to dodge every swing of the cluebat.

https://t.co/SnLe1PI4lw

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

I lied about being done with my Springer series :| This one is happier! Eventually! Chapter 1 of 5.

Weld Lines (G1, Jazz/Springer, adult, 2.5k so far)
Jazz got Springer back in one piece. Physically, anyway. They're still working on the mental part of it.
https://t.co/jFXHSniBvg

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New chapter of Weld Lines, about 2800 words
https://t.co/Bw10gE2YjX

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

I lied about being done with my Springer series :| This one is happier! Eventually! Chapter 1 of 5.

Weld Lines (G1, Jazz/Springer, adult, 2.5k so far)
Jazz got Springer back in one piece. Physically, anyway. They're still working on the mental part of it.
https://t.co/jFXHSniBvg

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

@9arco95 I just can't stop!!

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

I lied about being done with my Springer series :| This one is happier! Eventually! Chapter 1 of 5.

Weld Lines (G1, Jazz/Springer, adult, 2.5k so far)
Jazz got Springer back in one piece. Physically, anyway. They're still working on the mental part of it.
https://t.co/jFXHSniBvg

[Never a Larch @neveralarch]

New incomprehensible robot kink fic, inspired by a gifset of a camcorder plugged into a vcr. You know, the normal stuff.
Straight to Video (IDW, Brainstorm/Chromedome/Rewind, adult, 3.5k)
A very adult movie night.
https://t.co/eqUXLjrCFw

[CORALUS🦀 @coralus_SF]

Sometimes it’s better to revisit your old works & edit them with your updated style.