COURTNEY

I once ate my dogs eye booger thinking it was my own

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

@athinraft Well rosin up that bow and let’s all dance

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

@LOLAham357 Omg no

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

I had a dream about Mo 😭

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Every time I hear a new country song I think it’s a parody

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Still thinking about the Denver botanical gardens coffee shop selling ENGLISH IVY in a pot for $20

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Google says step one is take your birth control…welp

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

My period is two weeks late and I just teared up thinking about a biscuit. PLEASE GOD MAKE IT START

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Is it a risk? Or a commitment to change? -An Aries aka Me

[Debi Jackson @the_debijackson]

If you live in:
Alabama
California
Delaware
Lousiana
Massachusetts
Michigan
Nevada
New York
Pennsylvania

Congrats! You live in a state that has NOT introduced anti-LGBTQ legislation in 2023.

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Bruh the way the local news IS ON THE SPOT minutes after a tree falls.

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Jim Griffin’s closing arguments 😴🥱

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

@knvalerio 😆

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Imagine being addressed as a snitch by the judge in front of everyone, being dismissed from court but openly admitting you have a dozen eggs with you. lol

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Here’s to hoping that trying to sell your first home isn’t as stressful as trying to buy your first home.

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

Honeycrisp is the most supreme apple. The discussion is closed.

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

I think I’m the fattest person in Denver lmao

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

The older I get the closer I get to almost shitting my pants at the grocery store

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

My life’s goal is to make eggs in any style Sarah wants and have her look at me and be like this is so good. 🙂

[COURTNEY @neverCOURT]

I just want Super Bowl food all the time.