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[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

@carolynmichelle I love when a movie with a banger soundtrack has a game with a soundtrack that rips all by itself. See also: Jurassic Park for NES.
https://t.co/IaZTYNQNpQ

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

Boy, Cape Canaveral has looked better.
#Starfield

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

It was fun ocean adventure starring a charming hot guy, emerging from a franchise full of joyless slogs.

[MV @mvlsraff]

I'll never understand what happened for aquaman to make 1b in the box office

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

The Immortals.

[Loudwire @Loudwire]

What band do you want to see play the Super Bowl Halftime Show?

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

There's a reason Spielberg cast him as a sex robot right after this.

[Phillip Iscove @pmiscove]

It’s quite possible no one has ever looked as good as Jude Law in The Talented Mr. Ripley.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

@carolynmichelle God I miss the sheer go-for-broke weirdness of 80s fantasy movies.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

@Big_Becker_Fan Fuuuuck yes.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

Right wing grifter. Easiest job on planet Earth.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

The buried lede here is another reminder of how much it must suck to be married to James Cameron.

[mary 🇨🇻🇵🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇦 @theoceanblooms]

It’s James Cameron’s birthday today but more importantly it’s also 29 years to the day since he went to go see Stanley Kubrick and spent the whole day getting asked about True Lies.

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

"I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em" is one of the most savage lyrics of all time.

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

kroger cashier: how are the pleasures lately?

me: scant, my darling, scant.

cashier: and the delights?

me: (swiping card) the delights are fine.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Alec Guinness thought the script for Star Wars was “fairy-tale rubbish” and regretted being in it so much that when a fan told him they’d seen it 100 times, he said he’d only give them an autograph if they swore to never watch it again. Yet he still did his job, and did it well.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

I finally realized why the Elon vs Zuckerberg fight seemed so familiar:

[roro 🦭 @Roro_DRT]

She’s everything. He’s just Link. ✨🩷
#TheLegendOfZelda #totk #Barbie

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

@JessLizBryan @ScottWamplerRIP Yeah, this is something I just already knew in my bones and had it confirmed.

[neveronbrand.bsky.social @NeverOnBrand]

Big day for talented dudes with fake-sounding names. Can we get Scoot McNairy in on this?

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

SPIKE JONZE’ upcoming Netflix limited series, starring JOAQUIN PHOENIX, described as a “sci-fi epic” with a set two-season run in store.

https://t.co/f0mHJslayb