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Design

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Danger presented by Indiana

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Not only did @KiDCuDi sell out Barclays last night but pretty sure he thanked me for being so loud. Silver lining of not being on the floor is you get to be the biggest fan in your section thank you Scott 🥹

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In the future

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In awe that saliva can melt food

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If you ever feel stressed at work, tune into LGA tower on https://t.co/YNQXZueSnI on any given day. Really nice reminder of the incredible work done in ATC, especially at a mad house airport with intersecting active runways like LGA

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@skidder Why not just be non geometric shapes?

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Why are we CUBING chicken? Like who sees chicken cubes and is like mmmm yes fresh and delicious

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@thepointsguy I’ll do a story once I’m back in office, if ever get to this vacation of mine

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@Delta thanks for not notifying me of a cancellation, then after 4 hours on the phone til 3 am telling me I’d been rebooked, only to learn after that I was STANDBY, with no seat, to then learn that all other flights were full, giving me no options. Really great experience 👎👎👎

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@Delta Hey Richter, thanks for getting back to me! I missed your message, and actually already got this resolved through one of your colleagues.

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Came back to Twitter to complain (obviously).

@Delta why is it SO impossible to get through to you these days? 3-7 hour hold times, with no call back option?

Texting service is almost as bad. You changed my flight but won’t let me select a new one. What happened to yall? 😔

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@PointsToTravel First flight in 16 months. I’m rusty what can I say

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Once more

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DAMN it is nice outside. Shout out to weather.

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Back to (the) Future

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Related

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Ah yes there it is

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail

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@JonLemire @errollouis Will it be empty? How will they make a library for a guy who’s never read a book? Genuinely confused