Lord Farquaad

a very unserious individual.

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

i know it is a privilege to feel things deeply, but what the fuck

[Girl @chiefkeefette]

My entire life has just been a series of me forgetting how tea i am and then remembering again

[Lord Farquaad @newTRISHous]

I’m gonna make it better for myself tho, I have to.

[Lord Farquaad @newTRISHous]

How I’ve spent my birthday thus far today lol #happyvirgoseason

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

(Crying, Nauseous, Terrified, Shaking) I need to make a List

[Kimmie ♡ @_kimayyy]

I would literally be inconsolable if this happened to me lol

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“AI will replace you” I’d like to see AI turn a small inconvenience into a huge panic attack.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. at some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. you get to be proud of who you are. present tense

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

I just don’t understand how you’re going to call someone “Sleepy Joe” for years and then proceed to literally fall asleep in the middle of every press conference all the time.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how despite them kayaking in our water, we just minded our own business and walked away. you people on here could learn a thing or two.

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[Love, A. @msamiyaha]

Cranes in the Sky By Solange is a masterpiece

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Karoline Leavitt announced her resignation 24 hours after she found out that Trump left her for dead on a plane he thought could be shot out of the sky.

[Lord Farquaad @newTRISHous]

@chriscorkycork 🤣🤣🤣

[Lord Farquaad @newTRISHous]

Jokes on you, I fall asleep with them on

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Imagine waking up and the first thing you gotta grab is a pair of glasses

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Don’t wait, Dracarys on them niggas TODAY

[Lord Farquaad @newTRISHous]

🔥🔥🔥

[Cades Attorney 💼👨🏾‍💼 @CadesAttorney]

Those first 2 seasons man ❤️

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

The owner of the Chinese buffet when he sees you go for a 5th plate of General Tso chicken and crab Rangoons

[sen 🎡 🫶🏻 lesbian galinda truther @mxssamericana13]

listen, I respect the decision. all I’m asking is that the writers and directors just quietly give her character an offscreen task she’s doing bc I will turn that movie off the second I see a funeral scene for queen clarisse renaldi.

[Rich. @NorthsideBP_]

All of that lying and cheating as a grown adult is toxic and weird behavior when you can just leave people alone instead.

[ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀ @DollarBeKnowing]

HOLLERING!