Hunters Point Library

At $930/sq ft, I’m a $41M leaky stair-master, that took 10+ yrs, created by Frank Lloyd Wrongs: @stevenhollarch + @JimmyVanBramer @NYCDDC #hunterspointlibrary

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@NYCComptroller I’m an example of what not to do, start to unfinished.

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Thank god my rooftop was never completed. I don’t know why, but rooftops draw out the worst in people.

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One thing that I kinda like is my concrete walls, which block out cell reception within. Too bad I have to be open for you to not get cell service watching puppies hump instead of reading inside me.

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Are you all loving the 30% rent hikes in my neighborhood? I’m still closed most the time and resemble an ashtray made of concrete ‘dairy cow’ windows, suckas! Why read at all?

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I love everyone’s Covid theories. I like the one where you get super sick because you threw a book in the trash because you were too lazy to find it a new home.

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Despite being told repeatedly, @Twitter is that guy who likes to clog my toilets weekly

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#MLKDay should be a national holiday. Wait, why is everyone still working?

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If ever there was a time to visit the worlds largest concrete ashtray, is this it? Will someone please tell me I’m beautiful? Please?

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When people say you should visit me, they don’t mean take pictures of me, be disruptive on your phone, or clog my toilet.

They are trying to tell you to hit the stairmaster.

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We’ve modified our dress code requirements to ‘ONLY-A-MASK’. That’s right, we no longer care if yer tackle is out, yer barefoot snaggle-toe be scraping, or your pee stained G-thong gives you frost-twat™️. Our librarians are working in triage mode. Bullwhips to the face may occur.

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Medical Science is in the call jeff Bezos and go home to help your fucking self section

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No, there is no bean-bag-by-an-outlet-area-for-you-to-lie-back-with-your-phone-and-play-pocket-pool-while-charging-up section.

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I was abused as a child. I was locked in a green plywood gimp chest for 15 years; never fully completed; made prohibited to the disabled; and opened 2 mins before the pandemic. Yes, I too have mental health issues.

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I think that influencers who get book deals, and call themselves authors, should hung by their fucking toes.

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Quite honestly, you don’t deserve to read.

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Some of you were born to bend and break every fucking rule I’ve ever posted. So here’s a new rule. Please DON’T wear a mask while coughing on my glass doors and handles. Please DON’T wash your hands after touching your gnads. Maybe that will work you fucking primates.

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They should have tapped the bottomless supply of rage people have for the worst hospital in america @MtSinaiQueens in the mixture that formed my concrete walls. Seriously, if you are in an ambulance going there, ask the driver if he could first drive off RFK into the river.

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Nobody reads.
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Prove me wrong?
What are you reading?

#provemewrong

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Don’t you just love people w/ influencers peddling and calling themselves authors? Here’s a cook book from a lawyer who is good at making videos about her parents + zero cooking skills. The Korean Vegan Cookbook: Reflections and Recipes from Omma's Kitchen https://t.co/YDwtjChllM

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Will someone please come clog my toilets? I love the way NYers destroy things for sport.

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If I was a library, I’d be open when people need me.