New Normal

Ideas, tips, and suggestions for surviving 2020 and beyond

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Three days and still no followers. People, I don't think you are understading what #SocialDistance means!

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I just learned all the #Barbers and#HairStylists have been asked to close.

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In tribute to @alyankovic. None of you will see this because I have not followers but in the @new_normal you have to be self entertaining! 😂
https://t.co/uYrarwMKV2

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You have to respect @alyankovic for this: https://t.co/w9j1vWqmfS These are crazy times but lets not get carried way.

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I don't usually make personal pleas, but I have some @Clorox wipes I'm willing to exchange for toilet paper.

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I think this is my husband...

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

Ok I laughed out loud. If you’re not laughing, you’re crying right? #CoronavirusOutbreak #coronapocolypse https://t.co/8yu1kstbDm

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If you answered A:, you are an extrovert. If you answered B: you are an introvert. If you noticed brigs should be briggs, your second letter is an S.

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Myers-brigs personality test for #CoronavirusOutbreak ...

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Myers-brigs personality test for #CoronavirusOutbreak ...

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Is your dog not understanding #SocialDistancing Follow me for tips on how to deal with this.

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Are you #SocialDistancingNow ? Be ready for that next conference call! Get a suit cutout!

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Mind you, I am okay with @Trevornoah too.

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I have no followers. The first comedian that follows me gets all my material for free... forever! @iamjohnoliver, I'm looking at you.

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I have no followers. The first comedian that follows me gets all my material for free... forever! @iamjohnoliver, I'm looking at you.

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I try to say out of politics but I appreciate keeping up with today's fashion trends.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Biden taking no chances. #DemDebate

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Love sports? Learn to love @NASCAR. Maybe golf too. But definitely NASCAR. #SocialDistancing #SocialDistance

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Look out, @Blaney. 👀

Team Penske spotter @joshtwilliams held off @WilliamByron to win Sunday's #Replacements100 exhibition race: https://t.co/aCWp7I2PDn

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It is hard to keep up with the latest fashion trends. Here is your guide: https://t.co/mgvac94Q0m

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Have you discovered you are a face toucher? Try this home remedy. After washing your hands, put a little Tabasco sauce on your fingers.

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Looking for what to invest in following the financial melt down? One word: Sweatpants.