Girl war criminal

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can't talk.

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Girl war criminal @newbegininnings]

I just found out my favourite love song was written about a hotdog

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Men say that bringing flowers on a first date is “too much,” while carrying condoms in their pockets themselves.

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

I'm a very independent woman but I have no desire dating someone who watches me do everything on my own.

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

Therapists are just prostitutes of empathy

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[ع @pyari_eyesha]

Talking to parents about mental health is like discussing Feminism with Taliban

[pamplemousse @CushieButt]

stitch yourself back together, dumbass

[Eve ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡♡˚ @espcals]

Ok I love this tbh

[Medusa🐍🪞 @redatheart0]

Jung is like Freud if he was addicted to shrooms instead of coke

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[erika @yeeeerika]

establishing dominance by remembering your dog's name but not yours