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[greg @gregfondler]

I found this shit that funny I've been saying it since yesterday and it's now become a vocal stim, fuck

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

White people be like "he's essentially the lolcow of my family"

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

When Soulja Boy called himself a vamp and rapped over distorted 808s in 2012 🤯

[Joseph @BurgerLikeMedia]

the among us show was basically this

[Andrew​ @valiantcrush]

What if someone just went up on stage and shot Geoff Keighley at point blank range and the bullet ricochets off him and he rips his shirt off revealing the most beautiful strong muscles ever and he goes it's okay my son I forgive

[🌐 @TweetByMoe]

tried to sleep naked for the first time and got testicular torsion

[Kevin @KVJGreene]

I convinced my neonazi LARPing 11 year old brother that Tom Pearl was some mass shooter and this dumbass actually put it in his manifesto 😭

[LeafySky @LeafySky22]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons officially reveals his face to the public.

“Hi.”

(Source: Filmmaker)

[N @nordman__]

Gluttony is the worst sin. You're fat and you're going to hell

[off @oxys4L]

no shirt under the jersey and pizza hut nah this a real OG

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Many keep asking me why I am in debt to my dentist, as he’s the only “small business” on my list of debtors, so it’s time for a short story:

Back in early 2021 I had to get all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Went to the dentist and was quoted around $700 for everything (very good price then and insane now) including anesthesia. They promised I’d be put under for the procedure. I agreed and set a date.

I showed up for my appointment, and I’m seated in the chair and they’re about to start drilling my teeth when I ask why I’m still conscious. The dentist tells me “oh if you want to not feel anything, it will cost about double what you’re paying now”. We go back and forth a little, I’m pissed this is only mentioned when I’m literally seated in the chair ready to go, I bring up being told by the SAME DOCTOR that I’d be put under 100%, but I reluctantly agreed to pay more because he did not give a fuck. They fed me nitrous for the entire thing, so I wasn’t all the way out, but I was blasted.

Procedure was fine, I get done and once I sober up enough from the nitrous I go to the front desk to check out. I am given a bill of $1400. I say I can’t pay that today (I was really broke back then and actually couldn’t), they told me I had a month.

I went home and never spoke to them again. They tried to bait and switch me. They didn’t know they had a 380 credit score demon in the room. Next time run a credit check.

Fuck you dentist

[sonic forces fan @SonicForcesFam]

Lung lung lung cansur

[ven (limited BUT FF7R3 2027) @tyunhive]

'geoff' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and geoffrey keighley is no friend of mine

[Mimi 🪽 @angelcorpse666]

This comic always makes me giggle

Idk who’s the og artist..

[abigail 🏳️‍⚧️ @transcalamitas]

“Now speaking of Terraria, if you or your friends have ever jerked off to the empress of light..”

[audrey @amatrxx]

When this covid shit is over ima go to the gym and get a gf

[Dino @dinonuggetzz2]

@wwarrior_1 “Please, fridge! I’ll fucking suck your dick! You want me to eat shit? I’ll eat MJ’s shit in front of Venom!!”