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part time magical girl. armyevol. frequently does not check notifications. 🎀 20+, they/them

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@fadedanddemoted I do occasionally, but I usually just say "hm?" or "what?".
if i'm being particularly polite I'll go with "can you say that again?"

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@hicuckomori

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

🎂

[evil lesbian pest regretevator @spectraIhaze]

im sorry for my disgusting lack of faith

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@hicuckomori on god we having ziki burgers

[Narrabyss @Narrabyss]

i forgot i can draw whatever i want #fortnite

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

I know it's because they're still understandably upset about it but unfortunately it's kind of funny to watch their face immediately change the moment HP is brought up in literally any context at any time. if you mention you're considering buying something from them they frown

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

joke aside I'm going to bring up the fact that Hewlett and Packard are on this list to my roommate and watch them immediately launch into a rant about how HP thew out their laptop without asking after they sent it for repairs in approximately 2018

[go ask alice @minxfrzz]

Sheldon Cooper is PROSHIP!!!?!!!!

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

i left it. it's slowly approaching

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

roommate gave me one of those sticky slappy hand toys and I got it stuck to the ceiling in record time

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

I can reach the ceiling in the room I'm in so it's not really that big of a deal. I just have to stand up

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@buniibea @angelic_velvet bro i don't care what your personal therapist says likely based on misinformation you fed them because of your stance on the topic, i care what mine says based on being informed on my thoughts and trauma

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@nsfwsalmon_ part of me kind of wants to just leave this here and see if it falls directly on my face while I sleep

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

they beat jesus with this

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@Quanclipping she's literally not even putting forth the most basic effort to make that chestplate look real

[🦇shay🦇 @newculiacan]

@mercuriangel_ i feel like this lmao. thank u!!!

[SAWTOWNE @SAWTOWNE]

SAWTOWNE's 1st album, CHECKPOiNT! ft. Hatsune Miku, is now available on all streaming services! 🥳🎉✨

Thank you all for your supp--uh...Miku....?!

[poop king @3rraticpulse]

ozzie: im making snuff films with the real life corpses of my fellow villagers to feel like i have control over life and death after what happened to me, my being now filled with vengeance and hatred

mellow using the metal detector on the beach: