“Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” -Cady, “Mean Girls,” 2004 https://t.co/4q1gblF7iT
These women admired me, and I'm sorry I granted their greatest wish by taking my extremely talented dick out in front of them. I should've waited until it was their birthday, and I apologize for that.
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