Newlands FC

👀

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

To celebrate only being 9 days till Seshmas... we have a little poll... Who gets the #9 Shirt at Newlands? 👀

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Ahead of tonights Valentines Day game we caught up with our newly wed utility man Jake, who had this to say about the game:

“When i found out valentines day fell on a tuesday i knew i was in trouble, suppose i’ll
need a big performance on and off the field to make up”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

AND THAT ENDS THE FIRST EVER PRE SESHMAS PRESS CONFERENCE, 2 more sleeps to go people, thanks for tuning in

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“A big announcement I can reveal to everyone today, due to some tax reasons, our Tuesday night team will be moving into the Newlands Family instead of Sweet Gazza… the paperwork is close to being signed and next season the changes will come into affect”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“The rooms will be decided tomorrow night with all the squad together, there was too much accusations of match fixing between the group and we don’t want any arguments”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

@cameronjones_08 “We believe @TorranAdams is fully committed to the club, we’re close to announcing a sponsorship deal with the adams family to further cement their relationship with the club”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Any questions please use the hashtag #AskButt

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“Prep for the weekend starts now… lining the stomachs is a 48hour job”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“After their debuts last year, @mullins_kurt and @LiamWilson8 are raring, I’ve not seen them look this excited since the trip to greggs last year”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“We’re having a pre Seshmas night tomorrow to get the guys ready and in the right spirits, we’ll have a full squad except @Jakedwards_ who managed to get a last minute appointment with a celebrity hairdresser”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“All the rest of the lads look good and are raring to go, we’re particularly pressed with @PFletcher91 who is ready to go after a busy few weeks on the ale”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

“Firstly injury news, we’ve got a full compliment, @alexedwards93 is not 100% but we’re confident he will be fine for Saturday, we’ll be able to nurture him through”

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

The gaffer is here and we’re nearly ready to go… updates to follow

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

15 minutes to go and the gaffers arriving

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

💙🤍

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Room pairings will also be announced at tonight’s presser with skybut now offering some enhanced prices

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Will @Jakedwards_ be allowed to continue in the club after his sex change?

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Are work commitments going to stop our keeper from another year at Newlands

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

What’s next for the ginger embolo after quitting sundays??

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Late fitness test for star midfielder?

[Newlands FC @newlands_fc]

Topics for today’s press conference are as follows