houston newmark

no :)

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

merry new year

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

tradition 🫶

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@Delta @airfrance maybe you should figure out your policies. all your information says gates close 15 min before boarding. we showed up 20 min before and they wouldn’t let us on. the agent on our connecting flight said they called... now there are about 30 of us stuck in paris.

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

tradition 🫶

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

Interesting proposition.

[Oregon Football @oregonfootball]

MIGHTY OREGON. #GoDucks

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

keep your friends informed. send slutty text chains.

[chet porter @chetporter]

i can't believe this is how i found out

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@cadenraps 🫡

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

ordered a vodka redbull. got a pepsi vodka…. vegas is cool

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@troll2party @cadenraps it’s still worth the watch tho

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

hour 12 without power. we’ve resorted to drinking moonshine and making candles out of bacon grease and twine.

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

center of attention

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@makknows 💁‍♀️

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

stocked

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@cadenraps this is a nice photo

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

happy birthday to me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

McDonald’s is offering 50-cent double cheeseburgers on National Cheeseburger Day this Monday, September 18.

The deal is only available via the McDonald’s app.

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@kairyssdal Can I buy you a seattle-dog #makemesmart

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

it’s our year 🐾

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@makknows Every chapter is: there’s a hostage situation, the person negotiating isn’t good enough, they brought him in, here’s 5 tips.

[houston newmark @newmarkymark7]

@adamdgolden that’s fair