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Refuse to update profile just to annoy Chad.

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Drew Barrymore should have won an Oscar for her performance as Casey Becker in the original scream movie and that’s a hill I’ll die on. There has not been a better scene in cinematic history I’ve seen it a million times and I’ll watch it a million more

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@BestBuy is it legal to advertise false delivery dates to trick customers into buying your product vs purchasing from somewhere else? I ordered this Fridge days ago and received a message that my delivery was delayed to the 10th of December but your website is advertising the 6th

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Not the lady on the radio talking about the opossum roadkill she saw on Clarkson this morning and me knowing the exact opossum she’s talking about 😩

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@Zoned0utt Right like I was a deer in headlights 😩

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Y’all please tell me why I almost got kicked out of the casino bc the guy checking my ID asked “how tall are you?”

Man I’m sorry I got that license over 4 years ago, you can’t expect me to remember how tall I thought I was back then.

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@Zoned0utt @SMB_Grove I don’t even think I’m upset about this. I love the old location

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I can’t wait to teach my child to drive a car one day. That’s going to be my favorite moment as a parent

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@YeahSkoraYeah You can also just lie about your gpa? My GPA wasn’t low, but I omitted it from my resume/application bc I read that was tacky and only verbally communicated it to my interviewers. HR was the one to verify education & outsourced that to another company anyway. Nobody would know.

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She wasn’t allowed lunch or recess until she made up the lost time. This poor 8 year old girl was not allowed to eat or socialize with other students all day at school because her uncle got married.

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It’s not related but my niece got detention because she went on a family vacation for my brother’s wedding (despite telling the teacher & school about it) but bc the teacher didn’t send her w 8hrs per day of homework my niece got detention for weeks to make up on lost schoolwork.

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Maybe @business didnt know about all the under-reporterd crimes in Crestwood when they reported it the safest place in the country to raise a family. That was years ago though, so maybe they started fact checking and realized they were reporting fake news 😬 or was it @Forbes?

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One of my favorite things is a police agency thinking a “lock it or lose it” campaign absolves it of responsibility in car thefts.

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Mind you this is written by somebody who lived in the @CrestwoodMO jurisdiction when they were told, “The theif broke into your home and stole your keys? That’s not a real car theft because they have keys” so maybe I’m biased about lazy muny cops lol

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@Zoned0utt Okay but like nobody asked you to be wrong that was just a conscious decision you made

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Math blue, science red, English green, history yellow. It’s common sense people.

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@SouthwestAir Whichever “one” lets gay couples on because your @flystl staff wouldn’t let my boyfriend and I on our flight and made us miss a day of vacation plus pay for tickets on another airline.

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Because @SouthwestAir employees are homophobic and wouldn’t let us fly, Landon and I missed a day of our vacation and are currently freezing to death at the Lambert airport waiting on our @Delta flight to save us. Thank god for Delta, they’re who we should have booked first. 🙏

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Never fly @SouthwestAir they made us miss our flight and pay $700 to fly another airline a day later to our destination 😭 AND they kept our bags

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My manager saw me and my project teammate struggling to pick up after a teammate who is out this week and offered to buy us lunch out of his own pocket 🥹 appreciation and support from management goes a long way

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My favorite lie that coworkers tell each other is “I’m gonna go work from home” at 1pm on a Friday and then their status bubble shows “offline” until Monday