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[cg @cargas_22]

When u tried the "lazy genius" gimmick and ended up failing your exams

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳

[DisTurB🎮 @DisTurB____]

if i send you this picture, it means i’ll deal with you very soon but you can have fun at the moment

[may @bachigarette]

When my sister gets money and i realise she's MY sister

[$am @Gibbs_xxcgn]

Everyone too uptight these days just joke back fgs

[🦄Niggakazi @niggakazii]

now why tf did SHIELD rebrand to REXONA?? what even is a Rexona???

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[acce @accekid]

Your wicked auntie watching you blame the government for your unemployment.

[orcinus kid 🫍 @redifroga]

expecting the person you talked to at uni yesterday to say hi today is like thinking the stripper likes you

[ᴢᴇʟɪq Is ALONE ♪♪💙 @zeliqisALONE06]

“Obtain it”😭😭

[🍉 @hexaIogy]

13 year old cousin called my brother’s jetour a Larp Rover

[Jago𓆩♡𓆪 @educated_scally]

Occasionally, you must be disrespectful to show folks that you had been respectful the entire time.

[asopp @asopp_D]

repas avec la miff et vient ton tour de dire ce que tu fais dans la vie après ton cousin astrophysicien et ton cousin cosmonaute

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Once people know that you are a good person:

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i don’t believe in “if they wanted to they would” because i want to and i don’t

[َ @gffyoq]

"that's not realistic" yeah not for YOU, you unwhimsical mf.

[CaracaLibre🚁 @CaracaLibre]

Parce qu'à 0cm c'est interdit par la loi.

[BELIEVE @Thewestguy9]

You’re so focused on becoming better that you sometimes forget to appreciate the person you’ve already become

[Lucco @lucco_LN]

Abantu bentsango were so inconsiderate izolo 🙅🏽‍♀️

[Bang @MsMabala]

You guys put us in awkward positions when you ask to use our powerbanks at groove.