- Man hits on me on the street
- I say i’m a lesbian
- He says i should’ve hit on the gay girl he hit on before me bc we would’ve been cute together
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ive had this trashy porno type fic idea 4 a while now where steve encounters eddie w his arm stuck in a vending machine cuz he was trying 2 steal some chips or smth and steve is like dude😑 & has to hold him frm behind to try & yank him out w/out fucking up his arm… etc etc…^_^