Lea Devaney

I'm ugly but I like to rhyme & I like being tickled pink if not all the time.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

We all need braces on our faces

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

My two oldest cats always fight and they're never just playing but sometimes they are all hype while bad is not what they're breaking because they're breaking shit when they run the same direction and their love for us is always the equivalent missed connection.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskPD]

They were placed in separate cages because they wouldn’t stop fighting…

What happened next was totally unexpected. ❤️😂

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I would accept your invite but only if it means we won't get in a fight or tease me because I am never right and always white as I will never ever be a bitch who others didn't really think that I was being nice or living the lying hype of life while getting high off of ice.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I agree because children are worth a lot of money and I think their worth a burn in the third degree since you had children with six or seven baby mommies and none of them were me but this made me think that it is because I am ugly and I'm also not a b even though this is tea.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

Elon is very sweet but he can also be very mean when he makes me repeat my thinking and makes me wish this shit was never a thing but in time I believe that he will see a meme that will remind of him of me and I will live happily ever after if after means living in peace.

[Astro Greek @astro_greek]

What kind of person is Elon in your opinion?

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

@elonmusk I know you hate me but I don't hate you back and I wish that I could see what you see unless you only see a woman dressed in black and that might be a good thing or this might be the last time that I give you some slack.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I know you don't play the violin and I hope I don't get under your skin but if you did would you rather play it where I've never been and would you play it until my time ever ends but only if it meant my loss can actually be a win.

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Just for the record, I don’t play the violin

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I would never travel alone to a new country because that's scary and I think I'd need a companion to protect me since a new country means new laws and decrees and idk if those laws would be protecting me for free or if I'd technically need to get clothing to hide my identity.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I think elon should make x a dating app because then I'd try to get in his lap and I'd try to get my life back since I'm better when dating is a fact and if you respond then that makes it look like a life hack as life would be better if I had a mack daddy to tap.

[Astro Greek @astro_greek]

Should Elon make X a dating app?

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

Yes because that would be the best and if you don't mind then I'd love to have you over for the rest since I am gay and I am also in a good mood today but only because you are a must have musk that I want riding in my double dutch bus.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I love your personality in reality and I beg for your hospitality if I were to roll up in a cyber truck too because I would need to work on my credit before I ever switch back to an ev from fuel.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

Elon is a good father and I wish that I were his daughter too but I wouldn't wear a tie to school and I'd be rocking a skirt with a reason for him to say stay away from boys who are dressed like fools instead of dressing like these boys who are all dressed up in school suits.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

Ending your day with gratitude for peace of mind is quite alright especially since I do this all the time because I won't get caught up in a bind if I do this instead of getting behind and I don't mind giving a piece to a little friend of mine who knows I'm that kind.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

Lmao this is not ok because then you're going to look like you want to get laid and if she is married to your own friend too then he wouldn't like that you didn't buy her a ring to go with the surprise gift to screw for her big day that she was born in her birthday suit.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I trust god because god is good and he's better than the demons ever could but he doesn't need light to take them out since he only needs the prayers that are coming out of my mouth and I pray that he comes into my house to rid of the demons that I picked up from deep down south.

[𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖞•🇺🇸MR X NEWS🇺🇸 @Supamusk123]

Do you trust God ?

A. YES

B. NO

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

The most expensive thing I own is my laptop and phone and I leave them both at home because my laptop is what I use when I'm all alone and my phone is an iphone that I don't use as a phone but they're both for the toilet throne's zone just in case I need to scroll at home.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

If it's with you then in person meetings for me because I don't want to talk to an ai rendition for a bitcoin fee and I don't need zoom collecting my info just for it to be used during regulatory hearings for siri to see since siri needed an updated policy for her privacy means.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

I would join you for coffee if you allowed the time because I wouldn't wanna miss my opportunity to treat a dime since it would be mine and I need caffeine to fuel my rhymes so please allow me because you're a find and tell me about all of the rockets that you designed.

[Lea Devaney @newsfromlea]

B & C because money only means more problems and there'd be more problems for you and me so without money maybe we'd be happy but we'd be happy on empty and no one really likes to see that be especially when it's a sign you have herpes or another sexually transmitted disease.