James Foster

Overnight newscaster. If something happens in Montreal between 11:30PM and 8:00AM I'll most likely tell you about it

[James Foster @newsguyjames]

@REM_infoservice Merci.

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@REM_infoservice Le matériel de signalisation a-t-il fondu ? Le problème est-il lié à la chaleur, comme c’est le cas pour le REM par temps froid ?

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@REM_infoservice Est-ce que les rails ont fondu ?

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"Go" officially gets the green light.

[STM @stm_nouvelles]

La STM réintroduit l'expression "GO" sur ses bus, en plus d'encourager dorénavant les équipes sportives féminines. Pour info: https://t.co/Th3CUsyJwS

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@REM_infoservice Can you expand a little more on this "limited number of cars" issue. Is there an issue with certain cars that does not allow them to run? Or were not enough cars built with the several billion dollars spent on the REM?

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Who knew today would be such a history lesson.

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@BChevalier_info @REM_infoservice You're sitting down.

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Based on the number of cars I saw LEAVING downtown as I was coming in to town at 4:00 A.M. I can only assume everyone had a great time last night.

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Just a normal winter day in Montreal. Light snow, roads aren't bad and the REM is down.

[Réseau express métropolitain @REM_infoservice]

Interruption de service entre les stations Deux-Montagnes et Brossard en direction de A1-Brossard. Cause: problème technique.
Reprise prévue vers 6h30.

Options de déplacement: https://t.co/LvY1hvQyV7

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@MickeyDjuric But where in Dorval?
My money is on the Tims on Fenelon.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Instead of group voting who should be in the CFB playoff what if it was structured like this?
Create four TRUE power conferences/divisions: 13 teams per
Everyone plays everyone in their group - top four teams in each make the playoffs
Bottom two teams are relegated

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@stm_Verte Is it equipment in the tracks and resuming at 6, or is it water infiltration, closed for an indefinite period?

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This Georgia v Alabama game is insane.

[James Foster @newsguyjames]

There's a dog at work so if I happen to forget there's supposed to be an 8am newscast:
Stuff happened last night, crazy things were said.
Weather Network says should be a nice fall
Roberto Luongo played goalie for a beer league team.
I'm going to go play with the dog now.

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Another masterful performance by the one and only @andrewcarter800

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Brady in the booth

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I have good news for the CAQ, it turns out all those Anglos have been Francophones this entire time!
https://t.co/23YEUpYcz5

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A group of pro-Palestinian demonstrators have set up a blockade on the Jacques-Cartier Bridge.

The bridge is closed completely. #CJAD800

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Internal monologue: I wonder if I can write this story entirely in rhyme?
*writes it*
Internal monologue: I guess I have to use it now right?

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I love announcers during blowout games.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Kevin Brown explains Blink 182 to Ben McDonald, complete with a Tom DeLonge impression.

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@asimakoaa Authorities say the driver of the vehicle escaped without injury but the truck was toast.

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One of those days where I have a great dumb joke to go with a headline, but it's such a nothing story I can't justify using it other than "I just wanted to tell my dumb joke."