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In todays news: China is the best country in the world.

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@Scottergate @guyfelicella You're right. The USA is the 2nd most globally unpopular team after Argentina

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@RonDeSantis You mean if it wasn't for the Soviet Union

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@Martyupnorth I would have loved this when I was 12.

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@angryaboutbikes Way more entertaining than 45 minutes of a few at a time

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@bennyjohnson They would be massacred if fighting against real soldiers.

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@FootyHumour You mean Canada vs. Morroco

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@danny8002 They almost did it. They really almost did it.

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Cabo Verde made Argentina earn every inch of that win. They can go home proud with their heads held high.

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@dieworkwear A lot of Canadians feel this way. I personally find such rankings tiresome and reductive.

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@VanCityVice Sorry i see now two people were hospitalized. Still could have been so much worse

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@VanCityVice Poor driver. It's a miracle nobody was hurt.

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@JohnnyUtahVan @kareemformayor @ParkBoardScott Downtown is still exactly the same

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@CTVNews Holy shit! Look how good that fence is!

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@TowerHeretic @TheChaosWeeber Most of that money will go directly into the paycheques of the blue collar workers who build it who will then spend it at Canadian businesses. Why talk like the money just disappears?

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@ImFreeManJones Usually we don't let anybody in with an American criminal record so consider yourself lucky. And that isn't new either that has always been the policy.

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@tworunjack @TheChaosWeeber Oregon and Washington state.

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@Conrguy @TheChaosWeeber No food is literally way more expensive there. I saw it with own eyes.

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@tworunjack @TheChaosWeeber I was in the united states and went to the supermarket and everything was more expensive.

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@Prominent_Bryan *than