News Thing

The facts that matter. The opinions that don't. Now in podcast form, hosted by @DelaneyMan and @profanityswan, and still Britain's least shit satirical show.

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NEW EPISODE: ‘Cry Chamber, Kung Fu Mogg, Frying Pan’

Looking back at Marky Mark's idiotic life regime, Jacob Rees-Mogg getting the Class War verbals and John Lewis going down the pan because they're not selling enough pans.

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[News Thing @NewsThing]

NEW EPISODE: ‘Cry Chamber, Kung Fu Mogg, Frying Pan’

Looking back at Marky Mark's idiotic life regime, Jacob Rees-Mogg getting the Class War verbals and John Lewis going down the pan because they're not selling enough pans.

https://t.co/FsWM2exgGN

https://t.co/zgG0SMxHOb

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NEW EPISODE!

Have we found Britain's greatest man... or biggest coward? Plus a run-in with a thirsty killer, a look at the PM's Brexit trade dance, and a Stacey Solomon love-fest...

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NEW EPISODE!

Have we found Britain's greatest man... or biggest coward? Plus a run-in with a thirsty killer, a look at the PM's Brexit trade dance, and a Stacey Solomon love-fest...

https://t.co/xQFT2m4HZG

https://t.co/32YuVsv4bE

[Top Flight Time Machine @TFTimeMachine]

We’ve done a new @NewsThing episode and we’re going to also put it out on the TFTM pod-feed later in an attempt to entice new listeners.

Sorry if you already subscribe to both and get a duplicate in your pod apps - both episodes are exactly the same.

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There was a new episode of our other podcast yesterday too...

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NEW EPISODE! 2000-2001!

The season of dead Peter Taylor’s wearable face, more from David O’Leary’s kindergarten, Gianluca Vialli’s horrific holiday wear, Liverpool’s weird treble and Harry Redknapp’s, erm, wearable face too…

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NEW EPISODE: Dominic Raab's shiny-headed no deal plans, Pete Doherty's dodgy breakfast, Trump fronts out his latest crisis and how to blame your crisp addiction on a filthy ghost mouse....

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Fancy a quick news injection before bed?

NEW EPISODE: Dominic Raab's shiny-headed no deal plans, Pete Doherty's dodgy breakfast, Trump fronts out his latest crisis and how to blame your crisp addiction on a filthy ghost mouse....

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@elDiabloRojoUK He’s our secret millionaire backer.

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Anyone want to swap this mug with Liam? Let us know what you’ve got to offer in exchange.

#mugswap

[Top Flight Time Machine @TFTimeMachine]

And here’s a new episode of our other one. It’s basically the same as this one but with *news instead of *football.

(*a bit of)

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NEW EPISODE...

Johnson gets his worst china out for the journos, Idris Elba and Balamory, the government wastes everyone's time on street sleeping and why Bananarama live are worth a £350 tout price.

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NEW EPISODE...

Johnson gets his worst china out for the journos, Idris Elba and Balamory, the government wastes everyone's time on street sleeping and why Bananarama live are worth a £350 tout price.

https://t.co/DUBdU3SiEf

https://t.co/yebqGOvHDx

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Sid James reminding us what the European Union was really all about. Fish! What are we going to do now?! I do love me some Octopus. #NewsThingClassicBantz

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Sid James reminding us what the European Union was really all about. Fish! What are we going to do now?! I do love me some Octopus. #NewsThingClassicBantz

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Nice one > https://t.co/8nQaJOX4Ah #NewsThing

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NEW: The week we started stockpiling food, the heat almost killed us all, a Sheffield sex hedge appeared, we decided to execute the Beatles, & Macron denied bumming his bodyguard. Plus a monkey on a bike getting chased by a dog...

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NEW: The week we started stockpiling food, the heat almost killed us all, a Sheffield sex hedge appeared, we decided to execute the Beatles, & Macron denied bumming his bodyguard. Plus a monkey on a bike getting chased by a dog...

https://t.co/GYVbsOpy4q

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At home with Ken Livingstone & George Galloway they share some fond memories... #NewsThingClassicBantz > https://t.co/H3ZRDUxMW7

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At home with Ken Livingstone & George Galloway they share some fond memories... #NewsThingClassicBantz > https://t.co/H3ZRDUxMW7