NewsThing

Some of the news, some of the time.

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NASA Disappoints Whole World for Umpteenth Time http://t.co/TbvWCbod4a

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Lib Dems Downgraded from Political Party to Social Club http://t.co/aR3sjPEuLF

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George Osborne’s Shock Over Ancestor Revelations http://t.co/4wBpiRqPJX

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Britain First Scientists Propose “Schrödinger’s Immigrant” Theory http://t.co/nCWn2kS7rY

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“Come in Houston” – New Bond Actor Revealed http://t.co/WPMP7LPcO3

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Today is the day reality overtook satire, rendering it pointless. Still, we're not giving up that easily. http://t.co/eH5378jjmB #piggate

[Corbynalysis @Corbynalysis]

At least someone is reporting the REAL story today! #PigGate https://t.co/xSIM10mRJZ

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"Unpatriotic" Corbyn Snubs Traditional Westminster Pig Shagging: http://t.co/eH5378jjmB #piggate

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We're approaching pig sex from a different angle this morning on #newsthing. http://t.co/eH5378jjmB #piggate

[Ed O'Meara @edfomeara]

“UNPATRIOTIC” CORBYN SNUBS WESTMINSTER PIG SEX TRADITION
http://t.co/Qj9cBmxfEw
#piggate

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Spiders Fucking Horrible, Study Confirms: http://t.co/7xefp8T9e3 #news #spiders

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Jeremy Corbyn is in trouble again, after his refusal to have sex with a pig sees him branded "unpatriotic": http://t.co/eH5378jjmB #piggate

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“Unpatriotic” Corbyn Snubs Westminster Pig Sex Tradition http://t.co/eH5378AUe9

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Spiders Fucking Horrible, Study Confirms http://t.co/7xefp9aK5B

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The Sun Vows to Get Behind Whichever Way Wind is Blowing http://t.co/smkJ3WoArf

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Why thank you, kind sir. https://t.co/A6TCRo9nmE

[Ed O'Meara @edfomeara]

Check out this here satirical website, @newsthinguk
http://t.co/DmoRQVMhcj

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TV's @BearGrylls Not Really a Bear, finds study: http://t.co/b4FB5Y4BNP #news #celebs

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Universe Not Infinite, New Study Reveals http://t.co/VIny5cYwfT

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"Remarkable" new book of bible discovered in Wigan: http://t.co/4V7nNYCnYM #bible #religion