Martar

I am not Newt Gingrich. No, I will not give you my twitter handle.

[Martar @newt]

Marinerrrrrrrsssssssss 😑

[lacey @byelacey]

oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

[ELDEN RING @ELDENRING]

The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.

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[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

Oh my!

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[Martar @newt]

@FF_XIV_EN #FFXIV10thSweepstakes
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[Slow Estus Memes (DS2 glazer arc) @SlowEstus]

🥴 hot

[Martar @newt]

Back at it 💪

[Martar @newt]

Workin' on getting into digital art after a LONG drawing hiatus 😊 #Tanjiro #clipstudiopaint #BackgroundsAreWeird

[THE MARS VOLTA @themarsvolta]

THE MARS VOLTA TOUR 2022 -
All shows go on general sale today at 10am local time.
Added extra Dallas show Sept 22 due to demand. https://t.co/cv15fd8ktd

[ベルセルク公式 @berserk_project]

To our readers
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#BERSERK #ベルセルク

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"SPY FLOWERS?!" 👀

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐

[Martar @newt]

Finding a new E-Reader that fits my needs and is not a Kindle is unexpectedly exhausting

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Want some New Year's advice?

Turn the computer off.

Turn the lights off.

Block out the sun entirely.

Watch a horror movie.

[Martar @newt]

Announcers talking about Oregon "annihilating" when they're only up by 10 at the end of the third. Not looking super great for the cougs, but annihilated is a pretty hilarious exaggeration

[Martar @newt]

Why are the cougar football players wearing navy blue pants?? Where's that sweet anthracite :(

[Martar @newt]

Researching for a new mattress is a special kind of hell.

[Martar @newt]

@HOLLAAAAday Them little kids with energetic small feets.. you want some candy or not?! 🤷‍♀️ #👵

[Martar @newt]

Got a bowl full of fat candy bars and only one trick or treater so far. Gonna have to start hunting for kids door to door to shame them.. and give them our candy.