dirtybirdie87

Spiritually white guy stuck in blackfabs body|she/her|20|eng/deu|shipping is cucked, yume forever|hypocrite

physics major, chess fan, bird lover, hetalian.

[dirtybirdie87 @newtonsbirdlaw]

If you follow me I most often will follow you back on the assumption you wanna be friends instead of being strictly voyeur to my bullshit tweets about fandom, food, and uni frustrations. I will be up in your comments until you talk back to me and we can be friends!

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@Michaelweiser_ We should study you

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wagwan alaikum

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@youllbeintheair *sees* *empathizes* *hugs* *cries*

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The books are actually here just to prop up my phone while I watch Rick and Morty

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@lavulavulabubu @rostundstaub Lighting doesn’t do it justice but it’s so yum off the reheat

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@youllbeintheair Love you too Maana you’re a dear friend to me as well❤️❤️

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@youllbeintheair Oomfs are the friends I’ve made along the way😭

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@youllbeintheair Okay so funny story I actually only have one current friend and they do not smoke from what I know

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@youllbeintheair I’ve never tried it but if I do I fear I’ll sound like “one weed please 😁”

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@youllbeintheair That’s what I’m afraid of too. I’m trying to preserve whatever’s left but it’s quite tempting

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@youllbeintheair What’s Slovakia’s clearance on weed there anyways? I imagine that’s a first good step in the right direction if it’s illegal

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@youllbeintheair Fuck…it’s genius…

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@youllbeintheair It’s okay maana..I’m sure there are other substances you can partake in illegally… *wipes tears from your eyes*

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@youllbeintheair 😭😭

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@youllbeintheair Beast mode honestly

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@youllbeintheair It was very fun and I think she gave me an equivalent of my own last name too😁😁

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@youllbeintheair Beer belly at 16 is mad😭

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@youllbeintheair Forgot**

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@youllbeintheair Yknow I forfeit the drinking laws are different

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@youllbeintheair Aw that looks so good tho! I mean good on you for stepping out your comfort zone at least but I woulda cleaned this plate up if you had me over ngl

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@youllbeintheair This reminds me of how my friend from Ukraine would ask me to go on Wikipedia and help her choose a ukranian last name cause she actually had a Russian one and was very bummed about that fact so we scrolled around trying to find her a fake name that fit and de-russified her