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God i love this

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Hah! Even the Dalai Lama is on Twitter.

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No, thanks.

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"Behenchod, import your email contacts!"

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"Behenchod, find your friends on Twitter!", says the email.

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And now, to find some actually interesting people on Twitter.

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My gift of self is raped, my privacy is raked.

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@sreenandasharma Too heavy for the middle of the week.

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@URM1 Khuda ne sharab hum jaiso ke liye hi banai hai, madam.

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@URM1 Long time, no poetry!

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@URM1 Love the sound of my name.

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@sreenandasharma You can grow a beard waiting for them deliveries.

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@TheVacuumHead Haha I probably am diabetic.

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@TheVacuumHead sugary stuff yuck fuck thoo

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I like this account. No one's tweeting about cricket or football or lovelorn shit. Nobody even knows it's me.

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@TheVacuumHead Wait, why aren't you Anus Hahaha anymore?

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@TheVacuumHead And I now have other things to do that with.

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@TheVacuumHead Like I said, I used to be one. No fun.

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@TheVacuumHead I used to be one.

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@TheVacuumHead I'm the hot class teacher with sexy tits and a proud ass.