NICK WARREN

@eriereader technically a has been editor. he/they. here when bored.

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Idea for movie or anthology episode: Back to the Future, but they are trying to change the way #RonaldReagan
messed the USA/Earth up @youwerewrongabout

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Idea for movie or anthology episode. "TYPECAST": Joe Pantoliano, an actor famous for playing a villain, is railroaded in real life in a postmodern take on Kafka's The Trial.
@realjoeypants

[mitski's archive @mitskithoughts]

the one bass mitski did like, is a gold reverend justice.
"i immediately loved it. i’ve never really felt emotion toward an instrument before owning this Reverend Justice. I just really enjoy the tone."

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

It would be extremely easy to replace me with an AI because roughly 60% of the things I say come from the Poochie episode of Simpsons.

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

smell ya later fartheads

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

I just hope that new #M3GAN movie uses the @smoking_popes song at some point. And while "Need You Around" et. al. are still great choices, "Megan" actually says "Megan" in it a bunch

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

@JonathanBurdick Hahaha literally me all week 😭

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

@BenSpeggen @ErieReader To say right back at ya is a disservice and underestimation of you - but right back at cha buddy! Jk but really that seriously warmed my heart ❤️

[Ben Speggen @BenSpeggen]

Cheers and congrats to @newwavecrashing on his new venture! And a debt of gratitude to the years of service as the @ErieReader's managing editor, where he not only churned out *the most* bylines *ever* but also made the words under mine -- and many others -- all the better.

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

@RyanLouisIV TOO LATE??? Jk

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

@RyanLouisIV Listening to this makes me NEED to be in this league

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Because no one asked for it here are my favorite Jokers:
1. Mark Hamill
2. Cesar Romero
3. I don’t care about the rest

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Paxton Hall-Yoshida is the Jordan Catalano Angela Chase deserved #NeverHaveIEver #mysocalledlife

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

It is weird reality when there are literally more Thor movies than Backs to the Future #ThorLoveAndThunder

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

No matter how depressed I am, I’m always going to say “hey buddy” when I see a groundhog

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Whenever I’m sad it always helps to talk to someone who is sadder.

Thank you my pathetic loser friends for being so achingly pitiful it gives me shreds of hope to keep on keepin on #stilldepressed

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Gaussian Blur FOR LYFE all other blurs can GTFO #gaussianblur #photoshop

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

Summer goal: win a big stupid stuffed animal from a crooked carnival game #summergoals

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

I’m sincerely glad we don’t do it, but it would be interesting if every character in a tv/movie set before the 90s was a virulently racist homophobic chainsmoker #wearegettingbetter

[NICK WARREN @newwavecrashing]

How did I get through the pandemic? Well, thankfully through it all, on both a mental and physical level, I’ve managed to stay negative #dadjokes #staynegative