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I WANT CHICKEN SALAD CHICK!!!

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Watching ozzy run that challenge for the supplies and diving into that ocean was like survivor porn
Omg I love this fucking show!!! #Survivor50 @JeffProbst

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The only thing missing from the #TellMeLiesSeason3 finale was Lucy slapping Bree across the face! @hulu @tellmelieshulu

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35!

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Privacy is an illusion.

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There is no growth in comfort and no comfort in growth!

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Only giving as many fucks as everyone else does this year… you will get from me what you give

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“Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too…”

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I mean… at the end of the day it’s night

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I got wabi sabi

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He really is THAT God.

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At least my phone listens to me… 🙃

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When I drive… I hate everyone!
Fr istg

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Having a transfusion on the golf course… this day just keeps getting better!

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@HollisterCo bring back the Team Kristin shirts @KristinCav

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Busy having too much fun!!! @Disneyland #offline #vacation

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Hot Cheetos and Degrassi… life’s good

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One membership I would never cancel… @Costco

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“Our adversary majors in three things: noise, hurry, and crowds. If he can keep us engaged in ‘muchness’ and “manyness,’ he will rest satisfied.”

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I don’t need therapy, I have @Disney