slop🫟jockey🫠

私は自閉症です
This user just says random stuff,
(& forgets to add 'in Minecraft.')

wagie sun-wed, degen thurs-sat

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Buy corn

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How do I still have followers, I'm practically dead

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@soboltoshi @MiladySpice all the mysterious things that live in the earth, something would find it's way into your peehole. or unrefined, raw earth.. something would definitely stab you in the dick
bet someones done it anyway

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@MiladySpice by my excellent powers of deduction, i have deduced that 'rail it' means something different in oz

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@MiladySpice 3 second clips, that's something else like capcut. i'd be willing to bet that once they signed with Disney they Said 'fuck the little guys' (as disney do, or so i hear) and decided to allocate all rendering capabilities to making movies and tv shows for profit (they lose $16B/yr)

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@OzrkDemonHunter @MiladySpice did OP delivar

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@0hour1 resell value likely increased, especially if it comes with the video

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@rawsalerts they should (at least try to) secure at least 1 bitcoin per us soldier then I'll consider

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@marinonchain @grok how do i convey sarcasm

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@marinonchain this seems absolutely safe, nothing can go wrong

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@Matt_Pinner salt, pepper, beans, onion idk i thought it was ice cream at first sight

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@BitcoinTeacher_ I like Bitcoin and i love waiting 15 minutes and all but perhaps it has never been hacked because there are faster things to hack. its kind of like.. would you rather use several floppy disks or a flash drive?
i got some dice and I still need to buy some washers and metal stamps

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@naiivememe I'll name more than one: crt tv's, books, homework, a c64, floppy disks, a gameboy, NES, occasional piss soaked sheets, a lot less dead homies

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@naiivememe erections 😝

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@TraDYOR @ServList_Hytale @TheBTCTherapist i forgot my password too

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@TheBTCTherapist still buying here, and I'll still be buying at 40 too

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@SimplyBitcoin am i in my 2010 body or my 2026 body?
i learned and unlearned about Bitcoin a few times before i finally got to really read the white paper. i wanted it then.. wiped from my memory banks.. then i learned about it again, and amnesia again..

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@lilsketch milady

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@Tekeee she's not good with money, but the $1700 bedroom is technically a business expense

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@theswansjr @YourFriendAndy hypothetically.. ¡ could build one, but it still wouldn't be 'gone' unless improperly stored and not in self-custody.. but it would make a lot of it stop moving, potentially forever. it would break a lot of other things too.

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@Stevexlive @kit_sats hypothetically, where does one buy as little as $1 of Bitcoin at a time without getting rekt by fees? i usually do $10 minimum, and shoot for 10k sats minimum when prices were above 100k