sometimes i get paranoid that i’m larping as a lesbian so i do this brain exercise (mental torture) where i imagine touching the most aesthetically pleasing man i can think of and every time my body reacts like i asked it to touch roadkill 😊 anyways happy birthday lesbians
I hate noise cancelling headphones because it makes every song have a part that sounds like various family members screaming for help as they’re brutalized by an intruder while I sit in my room unaware