Necromancer Barbie

chronic back pain and a passion for cuteness

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

New stupid baby name just dropped. Just made a cake for a little girl named "Khaki".

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

She likes to sit in this arm chair while a person sits on the couch like she's a psychotherapist. Go on, tell how that made you feel.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Why is there pee all over the floor? Why is there poop on the wall behind the toilet? How many people out there were actually potty trained as children?

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Working in a place where I use a public restroom on a regular basis has me questioning if the average American knows how to use a toilet.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Just watch, next I'll have to start training my old situationship who got really into jord@n Peterson after we stopped talking

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Man, I gotta find a new place to work someone I ghosted a decade ago started working in the department across from mine this place is getting fuckin weird

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Ok, I may be in a political bubble and can't see what the broader american populace wants, but this motherfucker had his own party turning against him to endorse the dem candidate and three assassination attempts. I'm not the only one who thinks his win is suspicious, right?

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

That win is suspiciously definitive. Everything in the lead up showed an incredibly close race, it was not supposed to be that wide of a margin in votes.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Anyway, flee the country or jump off a bridge. I'm leaning flee the country. I'm really not interested in living in Gilead.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

I dissociated long enough to drive home and then immediately lost all feeling in my hands and feet and started hyperventilating. So that's how I'm coping with work stress.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Today I found out there's a manager at work who's trying to turn everyone against me for [checks notes] being perpetually stressed out about being the only fully trained person in my job position and using my sick/vacation days.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Hmm a week from now, depending on how this election goes, things could either be business as usual or I could be giving serious thought to fleeing the country. I don't think they make ssris strong enough for the level of anxiety I need to manage.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

Locked in. Time to make some biscuits.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

My tummyache warrior. I'm so grateful nothing was seriously wrong, but I do maintain the right to complain about her $600 tummyache.

[Necromancer Barbie @nextlevelweeb]

SOMEONE didn't feel good and made it everyone else's problem by throwing up all over the house and suddenly refusing to eat. After incurring a $600 vet bill, she has been diagnosed with tummyache.

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Before and after getting barked at

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Napping in his catio 🥹

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Tutorial: how to give Beany the good scritches

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She's trying to catch the rainbows 😭

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Ever since I saw it, I've been trying to find a quilt that looks like the one in animal crossing for my real life house. It's been so long I think I just need to learn how to quilt if I want that gorgeous, gorgeous quilt.