Tuxedo Troy

stories over standards

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

KNOCK ME DOWN 9 TIMES BUT I GET UP 10!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

SUCK MY DICK ,I AINT SORRY

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Thanks, lowest rated President in HISTORY. https://t.co/E01UgDaZ3T

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

@ClubsHereToHelp Sunnyside queens. Members are told the “fitness manager will look into it” but it’s been 2.5 months now so he/she is looking in the wrong place..

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

Imagine having to do this everyday cause @NYSC is so cheap and won’t replace a simple piece of equipment? @blinkfitness wya?

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

“You may want to finish that drink before we get into manhattan” - said the Uber driver to @mondawggg

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

🌚🌚🌚 https://t.co/IYoARdL7du

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

"Low" would be sexually harassing staffers and then getting fired for it -- humiliated in front of the world. Now THAT would be low. https://t.co/e2d6kOHL7F

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

See you this weekend for Halloween weekend @lexxxvee

[Squilliam Fancypants @cmohrbutts]

🗣Yerrrrrrrr

[Gina Breihof @GinaMarieeB]

@Eminem can you please please please go on tour please

[BET @BET]

The FULL verse that EVERYBODY is talking about! @eminem BODIED THIS! #HipHopAwards

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

You're going to want to tune into @BET tonight. #HipHopAwards 8pm ET

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

@BUCKWHEEZY I work in Williamsburg, I try to blend in with the hipsters #veganislife

[Tuxedo Troy @nfalconer281]

I almost forgot

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I want gun control. I want Puerto Rico to have what it needs. I want children to have health insurance. I want something better than this.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I just discovered that that this is Donald Trump