Nicholas Fedoroff

UX Designer, iOS Developer, Child Raiser

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

"PARKING
2 HOURS"

No one: but does that apply to the whole day?

Street sign near my house:
"PARKING
2 HOURS
ALL DAY"

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

"HBO Max" -> "Max" is pointless and confusing. Like a restaurant called "Good Thai food" renaming itself "Good".

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

Gonna tweet twice today because I need to shout some insignificant things into the void.

Ok, three times counting this one.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

Kill a C.H.U.D. Ride a cowboy. @PFTompkins @ComedyBangBang

[David Stewart @skylark64]

I wonder what Craig's Outie is like. #WWDC22

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@adamclaypoet Being the one reading.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

Tried not mansplaining to my wife while we tag-teamed the making of a birthday dinner. I prefer it.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@Petco do I have it right that if I give the cashier my phone number I get the sale price, and if I don’t, I don’t? Why call it a “sale price”? It’s a marketing tax. Pretty crappy to feel like privacy protection is part the experience of buying cat litter.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@PFTompkins I had a dream last night that you pulled me on stage to do an improv show, we bombed, and you blamed yourself. Couldn’t help feeling like I wasn’t pulling my weight. Any notes?

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@DemetriMartin FG == Hand Gesture (finger guns)

[David Stewart @skylark64]

The @threedomusa podcast is really streamlining conversations.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@emmabo Knock yourself out.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

Taking a trampoline apart with a bbq brush. Put the man/dad points on my account.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@chrissyteigen @JoshRaby I think the period indicates the point at which they stopped reading and angrily fired off the tweet.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@sketch Make it more like Snapchat

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

Bluey is the best show.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

@skylark64 Oh. Oohhhhh. Oof.

[Nicholas Fedoroff @nfedoroff]

I, the customer, shall assume that the ongoing hold music means that all customer service representatives are currently assisting other customers.

You, the automated phone system, shall not remind me that all associates are busy every 15 f*cking seconds.

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

[1890s guy] I gotta stop looking at my candle before bed