Nick Hammes

@UMNRobotics alum, Googler, @FIRSTweets MC, GA, mentor, @UMNews Grad, Extrovert and (probably) not a brain in a vat. Obviously, comments are my own. (he/him)

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@TeaThomasLowe13 I'm gonna go with... every single hoodie was made with the printing in a slightly different location and orientation to make them all special and unique, and at least you didn't get one with the printing running up your rib cage

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@TeaThomasLowe13 It was blue. Then they washed all the dye out

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LE0_LMA0 etiological tales can be written about the conquests of "mythical greek heroes" that are just random words ending in -cles.
the tale of spectacles, who had really good eyesight
the tale of obstacles, who always had things going awry
the tale of miracles, who was just really neat.

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@addzie22 I'm gonna go out on a limb: in two years, you're gonna see someone you went to high school with post their kid's first day of kindergarten photos, and it'll be adorable, but also something of a trip

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@addzie22 To help make up for his personal unpopularity before too many people ask why kings are still a thing?

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@addzie22 SpongeBob didn't do it first, but absolutely did it better

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@ArloStuff Less popular series like Metroid and Pikmin getting fewer releases is good actually, as long as they do keep coming. Nintendo is slow and deliberate when they're making a game to strengthen an IP, but quick and dirty when they're cashing in on an IP. More Dread, less Ultra Smash.

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LE0_LMA0 and that's an issue? I guess I assumed too much about your threat model

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LoremToastum What about five question marks and a trailing slash doesn't give you 'neutral tone'?????/

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LE0_LMA0 but what color is the boxed hair dye?

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

I don't care about football, but finding out what happened in the Superbowl only via memes and tweets is fun, like a puzzle. So far:
- Some people are salty about the grass
- The halftime show had platforms that looked like a smash bros stage
- There were some controversial calls

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@sorceressofmath "abolish the axiom of power set" is a political theory paper I never realized I might want to read

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@Devynnjcr Baked cookies, or Internet cookies? Too many baked cookies is a *lot*

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LoremToastum It'll be fine, just think of it as your own personal version of the ipv4->ipv6 migration

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@addzie22 a shame you didn't have the foresight to buy a house several years before you were born

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LE0_LMA0 my elementary school mascot was a panda, and every school I attended thereafter was downhill from there: Eagle, Panther, Gopher

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@LE0_LMA0 the world's knot ready

[Nick Hammes @nfhammes]

@Devynnjcr Yes, you have more tortillas than you intend to eat as-is, but you could make nachos with fresh-made tortilla chips, use them like lasagna noodles in a round dish, put them under the wipers of people who park like jerks, make tortilla bowls and use them for every meal...