NFLcels

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

World cup is cool and all but god I miss Nico Collins

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At least I don’t gotta worry about a football team in New York winning anything

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I had a good nut when Tee Higgins won me my fantasy league in 2024

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

No she’s not. JJ Watt is.

[Bael ⛧ @evilbael]

that weird girl with the big brown eyes and questionable tweets is the love of your life btw

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Me either, but at least I got to watch Aaron Rodgers throw back shoulder fades in the red zone for 15 years

[ellie @lekittiee]

so mad i’ll never experience the feeling of sliding my dick in a tight wet warm vagina

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

NFLcels is seeking a bad bitch who loves him

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Baker Mayfield is seeking $65M a year in his new contract, per @RichJohnsonNFL

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Need a woman to bully me the way Howie Roseman is about to bully Brian Gutekunst

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

Ollie Connolly, who was plugged in with Jonathan Greenard trade to Eagles, says Josh Sweat will be traded today.

It will either be to the Packers or Eagles.

Other reports indicate Cowboys showed interest but were turned away.

#Eagles

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

The only chance I have of being happy rests in the hands of Brian Gutekunst trading for Josh Sweat. It doesn’t look good for me

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Wolverine releasing in September gonna fix me when my team starts 1-3 ❤️‍🩹

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Just woke up to the only notification in my phone being someone picking up Odell Beckham Jr. in fantasy. Why does no one want to talk to me

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Can’t go back on Hinge this week bc getting the Aaron Donald notification mid-cracking is too risky

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Browns drafting Arch

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The Browns' master plan.

Arch Manning, welcome to Cleveland.

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Rams might have Myles Garrett but I’m gonna get Josh Sweat

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Dodged playing Myles Garrett in SoFi by one year

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Vividly remember the OBJ to Cleveland trade happening while I was on spring break that semester.

Made plans that week to hang out with a girl from school and she just stopped responding as if we weren’t gonna see each other in class again.

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

This is awesome. What a throwback to the past. The last time a woman showed me her tits i said “goodness gracious” and she blocked me

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The #Giants will have WR Odell Beckham Jr. in for a workout on Monday, per @Schultz_Report.

The news comes just days after the Giants lost WR Gunner Olszewski to a torn Achilles.

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

I yearn for the 2010s because football was so much fun then and also that’s the last time I loved myself

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

There’s a girl I know on IG who’s really into horses and that’s usually what she puts on her story.

Texans would’ve beaten the Broncos in the AFC Championship if CJ Stroud was any good.

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

Mfs dead named Clarence

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@MLBCels

[NFLcels @NFLcels]

I stole this idea for this stupid fucking account from a guy who tweets about baseball and I still can’t even get people to laugh at my tweets. I can’t do anything right. I’m such a fucking disappointment