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Insider for the Kaké Fantasy Football League. Bringing you exclusive access to the 11th edition of the multinational league. Best to turn notifications on.

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After the Strange ruling today, sources on the league’s executive committee say it is increasingly likely that the Kake Commissioners tenure will be ending after this current season. Many team owners have publicly expressed frustration with how the situation was handled #🧀scoop

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Report: After a lackluster performance in the opening game, Cheezy Baird ownership has submitted a trade request to the Eagles on behalf of WR AJ Brown. Sources say the team wants Brown to go to a team “without a fullback playing QB whose success is dependent on an illegal play”.

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Sources can confirm that Chiefs TE Travis Kelce is swiftly engaged…to contributing his best efforts in helping the Coopers chase a fantasy football championship

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@leafteitelbaum From a 2022 article: Robinson, a Washington Commanders rookie running back, underwent surgery for non-life-threatening injuries after being shot on August 28, in Washington, DC.

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Many Fish, who drafted Brian Robinson Jr in the 9th round, have expressed internal disappointment that he’s since been traded to the 49ers. Management believes it will be a “bad fit” given his injury history and San Francisco’s reputation for tackling everything except crime

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Since 2015, in his time as co-manager with 🍃, they managed to reach the playoffs 4 times, including a 3rd place finish in 2022. They also avoided the dreaded 2024 McDs punishment with a Brandon Aubrey 47 yard field goal in Week 14.

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Now that the draft has settled (full team breakdowns to come), I believe it is appropriate to pay homage to Mr. ✅steen, a #Kake founding member who has decided to take a hiatus from the league

League owners wish him all the best as he will write many articles this season!

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The Coopers have tried to contact disgraced Commanders owner Dan Snyder for advice on how to resist public pressure to change a team name. A rep for Snyder refused to comment.

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LOTS of tension between league owners this morning discussing a possible team name change. Because the team name contains a racial slur with heavy historical connotations, many league members have been reluctant to share the league with family, colleagues, or potential sponsors

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

Some rumblings that there is at least 1 co-managed team that have been bickering about their 1st round selection and overall draft strategy. “They both want to kick each other off the team”, per anonymous league source. Multiple partnerships may not be able to last the season.

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

In advance of the draft in less than 5 hours from now, The Cameron Crazies have been working the phones looking for trade partners for the 3rd overall pick. A team manager also informed me that they will be going “off the consensus board” for all their draft picks

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

As the Cheezy Baird ownership group has been interviewing possible players to be selected with the 1st overall pick, rumors are swirling that the top pick could be in fact be in play. However, sources tell me that any team looking to move up better be ready to “cut to the Chase”

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

Just in: Duke has added Ricky Rubio as a Co-Manager to his team. Sources say he wanted to bring in another voice into the organization to provide a fresh perspective and strengthen decision-making in player development and roster management.

Hopefully he’ll be my 41st follower.

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

After an intense selection process, here is the Official 2025 #Kake Draft Order

1. Cheezy Baird
2. JER
3. The team that will draft Lamar
4. Shick + ⭐️
5. Coopers
6. Choad
7. Leaf
8. Chaz
9. Shaals
10. Freeds
11. Commish
12. 2 time defending Champions FUCK JER

[Kake Insider Cheezy @nflcheezy]

Draft order to be decided LIVE in one race. Details to follow. Stay tuned…

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🚨🚨League sources are telling me that a draft date is close to being finalized. Negotiations still ongoing but all owners have shown an increasing willingness to be flexible as the #Kakecrew embark on the 11th season in league history 🚨🚨

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With the Kake trade deadline less than 24 hours away, sources have informed that discussions for some big 🐠 are underway in the big 🍎

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Lots of rumblings in league circles that Star and Shick are looking to make a “blockbuster” deal in advance of the trade deadline this Saturday, November 16th. A team spokesperson has told prospective parties that “They will not entertain small fish deals 🐠🐟. Blockbuster Only.”

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@jrosenfeld8 Lots of people (and/or bots) are just super interested in getting the Kake inside scoop

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🚨🚨Massive Trade has just received league wide assent. Sources tell me deal had been materializing since end of last week. Now complete.

Saquon Deez Nuts receives

WR Chris Olave
WR Jakobi Meyers
RB Rico Dowdle

Snail receives

WR Puka Nacua
WR Jalen Coker
RB Jaleel McLaughlin