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🎼 Jingle Bells, Big Ben smells
Panthers choke on dick
Patriots win the coin toss but still elect to kick 🎤 #NFL #sundayfootball #Christmas

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This guys not the only one choking today... #NFL #steelers

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*inside NFL headquarters
-What should we call these Saturday games?
-Let's call them Thursday Night Football... On Saturday
-Fucking Genius

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Fun Fact: Football sucks when neither team cares #NFL #chargers #raiders

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The Bengals clinched a playoff spot after their win today vs San Francisco so AJ McNotcarin' for the next 2 weeks. #NFL #bengals

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Odell Beckham vs. Ronda Rousey: One is an overly hyped woman who talks shit and gets in fights... And the other is Ronda Rousey #nfl #giants

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Your mother is like the Patriots lineup. Guys constantly going in and out every day. #pats #nfl #nflmemes

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What's the difference between Steadman Bailey and Manti Teo's fake girlfriend? One is a rotten sham and the other is a shotten ram. #NFL

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I named my penis "the calls of NFL officials" now it gets blown all the time. #refs #NFL #football

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What's the difference between Greg Hardy and The Cowboys? The Cowboys can't beat anyone. #Cowboys #NFL

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This tweet is brought to you by semen... Semen: the official beverage of the Cleveland Browns #browns #nfl

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Goodell fines players for the use of abusive language. Looks like we can all watch football now without being offended. Go Redskins! #NFL

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If Chip Kelly was coach for the Cleveland Browns he would change their name to the Cleveland Whites #eagles #nfl

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Detroit would tell you that they have a shot at playoffs after tonight's loss, but they would be lion... #lions #nfl #hailmary

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Hey girl, are you one of Roger Goodell's ill-fitting punishments... Cuz you got fine written all over you.

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How does the NFL expect Johnny Manziel not to get drunk? You would too if you were on the Cleveland Browns. #NFL #johnnyfootball #Browns

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The Patriots could make a full lineup out of all their injured players. "At least Scott Chandler and Brandon Lafell are ok" said no one ever

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Looks like the elite Matt Schaub and the Ravens defeated future hall of famer Austin Davis and the Browns. #NFLelite

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Looks like arts and crafts Tony Romo isn't the only one has cable anymore... #nfl #cowboys

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Jay Cutler just won the turkey on thanksgiving night. What has the NFL come to?