Nick Phair

It's not for serious, it's pretending.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

@DKSportsbook #LetDKCook

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

#slipsmas

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

@DKSportsbook #DraftKings

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

@DraftKings @DKSportsbook I understand DK’s rights to suspend an account on their platform for safety, fairness, etc. but after reading terms of use, I still cannot pinpoint how I would have violated the terms of use. @DK_Assist

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

Thanks to #saintsandsailors, I time-traveled this morning to 2005 and a freshly (seemingly) shattered 17-year-old heart. Crazy how @dashboardmusic can just do that to a 35-yo father of two on his daily commute. That was half my life ago. What a time.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if you had to watch comedy that you found offensive, boring or unfunny. That would be awful. Luckily, you don't. Phew! Anyway, here are some dogs.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

Ever get so tired so fast that you think you’ve been poisoned?

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

@Ghost_Robot88 #CULTURE

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

I wonder if Nelly still wants Donald Trump to let him in now.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

If you didn’t tear up watching The Last Dance, you’re not human.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

I wonder how long I can go communicating with the outside world in solely Macho Man Randy Savage gifs.

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

"Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?" would be a better show if the only contestants were billionaires.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

I don’t know of anything more dangerous to your teeth than the the bottom of a bag of Smartfood popcorn.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

I’m getting old. I smelled a Cool Ranch Dorito today and it gave me heartburn.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

Otters are sick. Change my mind.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us.

Wait for it.

https://t.co/GiD7AwEIPl

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

@PatrickJLemieux Good lifties, there bud.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

“One mans trash is another mans trash. Everything is trash.” - @CormierStephen

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

When I get to the age of being referred to as “folk”, I’m going to be super annoyed.

[Nick Phair @ngbphair]

My @McDonalds iced coffee tastes like Camel Wides. Is Nicotine-blended coffee a thing yet? #ImBuzzinIt