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Cukup butuh LOGIKA CERDAS , RASAH SERIUS SERIUS ndak malah #NGELUNDASE !! :)) -- follow @ngelu_ndase

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Pacaran: mas tumbaske sego goreng seafood mas!! | duite entek dek, sego aking gelem?? | *semaput*

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Pacaran: mas tumbaske pizza mas!! | ora due duit dek, tanggal tuo.. Bakwan gelem?? | *hening*

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Pacaran: mas tumbaske spagetti mas..!! | ora due duit dek, mie ayam gelem?? | *semaput*

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Ngamatke awakmu karo pacarmu ki ibarat awakku lagi ngulu obat tanpo ngombe banyu ; seret tur pait #efeksuerangetwit

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Wayahe turu mergo ngelu ra tau ketemu sliramu , ketemu pisan eh sliramu digondol uasuuu #tweetromantis

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Pacaran wae sik mbok gagas, tonton kae wong tuamu nangisi perilakumu #ngelundase

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Penak nek isih dadi pacar, mergo nek wes pedot raisoh kelonan #mlipiralus

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Ngetes jomblooo .... Isih isoh maca ?? Isih urip ?? #ngelu

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Aku kudu ngetweet pie iki ?? #bingung

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Wes meh genep 250 dino aku ra ngetweet !! Kangen guyonan karo kalian !!

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Whahahahaaaa ciluuub bhaaa !!!

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mensanna in corpose sano - didalam tubuh yang sehat terdapat jiwa jomblo yang sekarat #duaar

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kondom RT @ngelu_ndase: mergo sesuk taon baru , toni tuku ____ ben isoh disumet dinggo taon barunan #sakkarepmu

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mergo sesuk taon baru , toni tuku ____ ben isoh disumet dinggo taon barunan #sakkarepmu

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tresnamu oleh palsu , sing penting duite asli #duaaar

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cewek saiki pancen aneh, isoh jogo penampilane tapi kadang raisoh jogo perawane *eemaaap

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disik cilik nangis mergo pengen duwe dolanan, saiki gede nangis mergo dinggo dolanan :| #bedatipis

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lanangan super kui sing sukses gaet cewek mergo ibadah'e, dudu mergo tampang raine opo meneh harta wong tuane #salamkuper

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cewek : yen pengen disenengi cah lanang rasah repot repot dandan cukup wae koe telanjang #tipsngelu

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iseh urip ? yoo syukur.. #wesngonothok