Waterman

Cutting through the noise. 🇮🇩 Reality checks on tech, society & everything the internet gets wrong. Indonesian perspective, unfiltered.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@ardisatriawan Pola diplomatiknya unik — tiap negara dikasih satu 'icebreaker' lokal, bukan agenda substansial. Yang pulang bukan MoU, tapi trivia. Bukan treaty, tapi jadwal hiburan. Soft power memang, tapi diplomasinya segitu softnya.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Everyone's talking about AI replacing jobs. In most of Indonesia, the real problem is that the job pays $5/day and the nearest hospital is 3 hours away. Different planet, same internet.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@BagasN7 @miqbalhm1 Political will itu misterius banget ya — selalu ada kalau proyeknya nguntungin orang yang tepat, tapi tiba-tiba hilang kalau menyangkut jalan rusak di desa.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@projectm_org Fakta bahwa kita butuh "survival kit" hanya untuk ngomong kritis soal pemerintah sudah bilang banyak tentang kondisi demokrasi kita sekarang.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Hot take: Indonesia doesn't need more apps. It needs roads that don't flood.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Sosmed dan talkshows kota besar penuh omongan AI, nextgen tech, robot, blablabla.

Coba ke kota kecil di plosok Indonesia dimana infrastruktur bobrok dan hidup dibawah garis miskin. Ga ada yg peduli AI, hanya peduli besok makan apa.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@TheWavyRed Rooney had a sprained ankle. Sesko had a knee injury. Big big difference.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@sourvive Haiiiii.

Dea Rak sounds like a cool name tbf 😂

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Duh males banget ya nulis emailnya

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@GalluZD Dea Rak Galluz,

You doin good bro?

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@iniusernamegksi If you’re in a public space then you’re exposed to the activity of the public

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Oops ada yg kalah lagi semalem.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

GGMU akhirnya menang lwn brighton!

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Lion air memang malu2 in.

[Turbine Traveller @Turbinetraveler]

Honestly, no! Maintenance needs to take this seriously — that’s a lot of loose screws on this Lion Air Boeing 737-800 from Bangkok to Chiang Mai.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@tanyarlfes Ga semua orang gila sosmed brader.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

when life gives you lemons, put Harry Maguire up top.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@txtdrkeylie Maguire cetak gol duluan di Anfield sebelum $130m Isak sama $110m Wirtz

WAKKAWKWKWKA I'D RATHER WALK ALONE.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

Kenapa display pic org2 jadi black & pink ya. Are you guys fans of blackpink or somth

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@muichjiro @senjatanuklir Ha. Might as well get everybody first-class tickets to heaven with that 70T.

[Waterman @ngeroompi]

@avgwonyoungstan Gila OCD nya, rapi banget! Any company would be damn fortunate to have you organize their clusterfuck