@q1w2e3r4t5y6i7#visualimpairment#blindnessawareness
jeez louise! when i told my dad to invest in a bigger #hog, he told me that i was supposed to be born a earthworm! and then he ran me over with a car, similar to lidias from tekken 8, but i didnt complain because lidia is from #poland#cs2
@im_a_car_xd#davidricardo#wow!
my dad also wanted to invest in a larger hog but he got distracted by his cock (see #pic)... and he was a bit weary about making such investment so i told him that i hate rich people! and he immediately put 20 euros into the upgrader!!
#hogoween#freddykruehog
@im_a_car_xd#grammar
why upgrade a jack 8 to a jack 9 at a 75.83% chance when you can #upgrade your jack 8 to a jack 16 at a 47.23% chance? maybe this is more economical and rewarding... but my dad told me licking his lollipop was more rewarding than buying it from the store....
#hooyah
@im_a_car_xd#hellotwitter
thats a pretty #interesting#tweet !
but how would vladimir putin respond to the failed jack-8 project? would dragunov be sentenced to prison? will he be subjected to being matched against wrecking ball every time he plays overwatch? #whoknows#tk8#jack8
@im_a_car_xd well yes of course, and i shall ask do you think sergei's dangling hair represents his hog and how long and potentially dark toned it is from his tanning sessions in that region only but it went wrong so its as black as raven and hes so embarrassed he never talks
#amiwrong#tek8