Okay so being a #singlemom literally is nursing and pumping all while using the restroom and patiently waiting for little one to fall asleep to take a much needed shower… and I thought I multitasked before 😅🤱🏼
So all serious question… I encapsulated my placenta after having my son & took it daily until it was gone. So does that mean I partook in cannibalism when it was my own..? 🤔
What’s really that “strength of women” moment : delivering a baby all natural and only 1-2 days average recovery or having a caesarian with a 2-3 week recovery??
Going through old tweets & ive come to notice that Twitter is the place where I clearly don’t proof read before hitting “tweet”. #somanytypos that I’m embarrassed by myself…
...I literally gave two fucks so the kids could see it:
1. In Yorktown, there's a mute over "I get the f___ back up again"
2. "Southern *record scratch*kin' Democratic Republicans."
You can sing whatEVER you like at home (even sync up the album)!
Love you. Enjoy.
You’d think people who worked in an office would have an office volumes talking voice 🙄 I shouldn’t be able to understand your conversations with my ear buds in and volume at 95%