Njoki Ngugi🤓

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.

[Njoki Ngugi🤓 @ngugi_kinjo]

@LOOP_KE No, I'm not using biometrics

[Njoki Ngugi🤓 @ngugi_kinjo]

The app keeps logging me out for the past 3 days. Says 'your session timed out'.
@LOOP_KE

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Hii peace of mind wanaume huongelea huwa nini haswa? Kutoulizwa wakifanya upuzi na kucheat sio?

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

I told Mama Lihudu that if her son keeps up with his mischief, I will send him to Mukiibi’s Educational Institute for Sons of African Gentlemen.

And the she asked me, “hio shule iko wapi?”

She is an 8-4-4 millennial btw. How is that even possible?

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

I feel exactly how I felt when I started unravelling the life of Wangari Maathai. Just like Dolly she cared deeply about people. Dedicated herself to multiple causes. Wanted to leave a better world for the children. A lesson in there for me. The women who leave a mark care deeply

[Randomista @Randommest]

One of this regime's Achilles tendons is international shame.
So mine is simply to repost.

[mani @ImaniShante]

Going to spend the rest of my days continuing to be kind and breasting boobily just like Dolly would have wanted

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Good morning @kipmurkomen Kindly update us where the goons will be today so that we avoid them

[Mwenda @Davidkmwenda]

Naambia mzae anitumie certs zangu alafu anazipost status like bro😭

[monty @monty_avo]

and if your name is jolene it’s always gonna be UP

[Dr. Strange @Imonaar]

I have learnt to steer away from conversations I have no depth in. I just stick to medicine & tech.

Postpartum depression is a heartbreaking condition, particularly when the mother becomes a danger to herself or her baby. It is not something to write uninformed threads about.

[Dan @DanSuperdan2]

I initially thought ni skit ya Mammito😭🫣

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Nobody could have guessed the outcome of yesterdays rally. Wangeacha Sifuna apitie main road hatungejua kuna Yemen homabay buana. We thank God for stupid politicians like Wanga.

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

I'm never deleting this app

[Phyllll @kueenfupanda]

Wow sunshines (warembo wote) thank youuu

[Olivia Pope @darkerberry__]

Fungua comments, wapishi wa day two wamekuja na spices na sio royco mamae🤣🤣

[Wow, hi... @toonithecreator]

a canon reason I don't try to understand the Psquare dispute is down to not knowing who is who and not being bothered to find out...

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

Hakunanga kitu kama prime Bensoul. Yule ni kama Messi.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

A long time ago I met a very good tailor.

Later in life he struggled with mental health. He’d have random psychotic breaks. But unlike many, he held on to dignity. He stayed clean. Always in a suit and tie.

Because of how he looked, strangers would stop and listen when he spoke. Every so often he’d gather a crowd and tell them about his “job” as the Chief of Surgery at Kenyatta. How challenging it was. If nobody stepped in, people would listen for hours.

He passed away some time ago. I still think of him.

He reminded me of something important: the first time someone says something that reveals their mind to you, believe them. Dnt keep listening hoping for rational thoughts . Mimi ata heri niweke nyimbo za rose muhando .

Good morning from Ndeiyashire.