Eric Ngundi 🇰🇪

Rich in adventure, health, knowledge, laughter, family, and love

[Eric Ngundi 🇰🇪 @ngundi_eric]

@kafangi Utagongana tu

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

I used to love reading books in this format. This would rock as a 19th century telegram:

"On my 5th day with the lot, I boarded a train that was more horse than machine. It rocked back and forth, up and down, hurling men across the aisle, and injuring quite a few. Yet the natives, utterly detached from this peculiarity, sat on.

A good number slept through the carnage, and the few that stayed awake barely grunted. It was like watching the condemned sit through the raging flames of hell: skins peeling, bones cracking, all the same to them. I should have been disgusted, but I was singularly impressed. A fault in my character - as you will recall, Dr. Watson - to fetch joy from the most despondent of circumstances."

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Understanding : 0%
Going to war: 1000%

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

He is like a human drone. 😂

[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

One of the major mistakes we make is assuming that IQ and eloquence go hand-in-hand, often assuming the eloquent to be smart.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

MPs have exempted small businesses with annual sales below Sh5 million from the eTIMs requirement, easing compliance for traders and farmers.

This move comes after large companies dropped small suppliers who couldn't meet the eTIMs requirement, making it harder to do business.

[Eric Ngundi 🇰🇪 @ngundi_eric]

@Karey_mwari College of Insurance is in his constituency. He should make a call.

[Eric Ngundi 🇰🇪 @ngundi_eric]

@MpashoNews College of Insurance is in his constituency. He should make a call, they'll come to him.

[𝙿𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚕. ✰ @ThePadrepr]

10 Unpopular Facts about Lil Wayne, Thread ❤️🐐

1. He accidentally shot himself when he was 12 years old.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mangai Sisi Firstborns ata hatukupewa Nafasi ya kuAbuse drugs and participate in immorality in our young age. Utavurutaje bangi na ni wewe role model kwenu,wewe ndio kichwa ya train,ukipotea wenye wote wamekufuata wanapotea. Form two closing day wengine wakinunua masnacks firstborn ananunua sukari na unga ya chapat apeleke nyumbani nikama ametoka kazi saudi arabia. And once a firstborn always a firstborn. Inafikanga mahali ata wazazi wako wanakuachia watoto uwalelee,makosa ikifanyika nyumbani unapigiwa simu "Hebu ongea na ndugu yako juu mimi nimechoka nayeye haniskii", miaka ikisonga kidogo unajipata unalea wazazi wako juu wamezeeka,na watoto wa wazazi wako or rather your siblings na pia watoto wako sasa wenye umezalisha. 3 diffrent age groups. Mkiona john 11:35 ikisema jesus wept msidhani ni bibi alikuliwa,ni mambo aliona hii dunia buana. Ilifika mahali akaambia baba yake hawezani huku,akamwambia wacha nikuje binguni huku nitarudi kama mwizi. Ata mnaezapata Ruto ndiye yesu juu hii wizi yake sio ya kawaida

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This girl is a movie character like how is she real

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of the best moments from past Olympics in honor of the 2024 Paris Olympics

1. Facing a 4th tiebreaker, these two Olympians from Qatar & Italy instead asked if they could share the high jump gold medal, which was permitted. Pure joy ensued.

[Eric Ngundi 🇰🇪 @ngundi_eric]

@fanuel__ochieng I follow back

[Given Edward @GIVENALITY]

People love having enemies. Nobody is after you, people are busy with their own things and sometimes they talk to you for whatever reason.

Know this and you’ll know peace.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

A delightful young woman from Singapore appears to have fallen deeply in love with me and is keen to express her love by sharing the details of an investement scheme that is "100% safe".

I'm sure it's all above board and real.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is wow sync!

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Kelis showing a beautiful view of Africa 🇰🇪

[Holuwarotimi @r0timi_jnr]

My uncle just resigned from his job, leaving us in his house, which he owned, to rent a place far from us. I realized later that he had resigned simply to free himself from the financial burden of supporting the family

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Is there a more iconic moment of realization in a series than this one?