Michael Nguyen

DM: non-serious inquiries only

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

check out my new GoPro! #GoPro

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

Millennials in Congress just went up by 420%

[Dillon @Deezus_Walks]

When you’re playing against a King K. Rool main online.

[kassy @kassy]

this Chinese four generations meme is so wholesome omg

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

@TheRajamani what songs in particular

[notgivenchyass (Taylor’s Version) @notgivenchyass]

am i just high or is this actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[MR. WRINKLE @foldsandflaps]

How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

@TheRajamani @midxyn Literally she’s immortal

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

elf: [squinting at christmas list] how the fuck do you make a juul

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

Isekai anime is just Hinduism in weeb form

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Just a daddy long legs looking for his mommy wide thighs.

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

Santa’s lac operon will be overexpressed in the hours leading up to Christmas as part of a feed-forward response

[Des ꨄ @ad3zm]

THE FIRST CHIID WAS ADORABLE AND THEN THE SECOND BABY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE I CANT HANDLE THE CUTENESS 🥺

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

@goodrosehunting I have heard the opposite is true about subletting

[Michael Nguyen @nguyener16]

Prepare your anus! The queen of sailboats, g2, is well-endowed @G_WALKmyway